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gaurav_indian
gaurav_indian Original post #1
Mar 12, 2009 at 12:26 AM
A boy and a girl were in love.

When the girl's father came to know
about their love, he did not like it at
all, and so began to protest about it.



Now it happened that the two lovers
decided to leave their homes for a happy
future.



The girl's father started searching for
the two lovers but could not find
them .



At last, he accepted their love and
asked them to come back home thru a



local newspaper. Her father said 'If
you both come back I will allow you to marry the
guy you love, I accept that you loved
each other truly.'





So in this way, their love won and they
returned home.



The couple next day went to town to shop
for the wedding dress. He was dressed
in a white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the other side to
get some drinks for his wife, a car
came and hit him and he died on the spot.



The girl was devastated and lost her
senses. It was only after sometime that
she recovered from her shock.



The funeral and cremation was the very
next day because he had died horribly.



Two nights later, the girl's mother had
a dream in which she saw an old lady.
The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood
stains of the guy from her daughter's
dress as soon as possible. But her
mother ignored the dream.





The next night her father had the same
dream , he also ignored it. Then the
girl had the same dream the next night, she
woke up in fear and told her mother
about the dream. Her mother asked her
to wash the clothes with the blood
stains

immediately.







She washed the stains but some remained.
Next night she again had the same
dream. She again washed the stains but some
still remained. But again the next
night she had the same dream and this
time the old lady gave her a last
warning to wash the blood stain, or
else something terrible would happen.



This time the girl tried her best to
wash the stains, and the clothes
nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.







In the late evening the same day while
she was alone at home, someone knocked
on the door. When she opened the door
she saw the same old lady of her dream
standing at her door. She got very
scared and fainted.







The old lady woke her up... and gave her
a blue object, which shocked the girl.

She asked 'What is this...?' The old
lady replied...

....

.... .

....

....

....

....

....

















'This is Nirma Washing Powder'



'Washing powder nirma,Washing powder
nirma



Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,



Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,



sabki pasand nirma



Washing powder nirma,Washing powder
nirma.Nirma'



10 ka 1, do pe ek free
Kl@w-24
Kl@w-24 #2
Mar 12, 2009 at 12:28 AM
WTF!!!! :lol:
red_devil
Mar 12, 2009 at 12:30 AM
WTF !!!
rhitwick
Mar 12, 2009 at 12:34 AM
*s269.photobucket.com/albums/jj44/visio159/Unismilies/59large.png
gaurav_indian
Mar 12, 2009 at 12:35 AM
Toh tum logon ne kya socha main yahan dhukh bhari kahani share karne jaa raha hu.Mujhe utsav samjha hai kya.:lol:
confused
Mar 12, 2009 at 12:39 AM
very old man
i dont exist
Mar 12, 2009 at 12:40 AM
*thaslayer.com/pics/lamer.gif
M
Mar 12, 2009 at 1:22 AM
I thought it might have a Horror Climax. WTF!
Krazy Bluez
Mar 12, 2009 at 2:55 AM
WTF...Nirma ??? Please use some other cheapo stuffs like Tide !!!
What were you smoking dude ? :D
confused
confused #11
Mar 12, 2009 at 2:57 AM
555 brand cigarette
Krazy Bluez
Mar 12, 2009 at 3:02 AM
At least it was not cheap !
Faun
Faun #14
Mar 12, 2009 at 4:10 AM
^+1
thewisecrab
Mar 12, 2009 at 11:04 AM
This is lame :???:
chicha
chicha #18
Mar 12, 2009 at 11:39 AM
i was like wtf is going to happen, i read it once before if i am not wrong here in td itself but never crossed me. :D

nice one though.
rhitwick
rhitwick #19
Mar 12, 2009 at 12:24 PM
nice one though.
Nice one!!!!??????? *s269.photobucket.com/albums/jj44/visio159/Unismilies/27.png

I guess u've not read "the_devil_himself"'s story?? Have you?
Me still searching him...*s269.photobucket.com/albums/jj44/visio159/Unismilies/50.png
*s2A69.photobucket.com/albums/jj44/visio159/Unismilies/50.png
Cool G5
Cool G5 #20
Mar 12, 2009 at 12:47 PM
Heard this a long ago :razz:
krates
krates #21
Mar 12, 2009 at 1:03 PM
wtf !!!
Bookworm
Bookworm #22
Mar 12, 2009 at 2:19 PM
WTF thread. Gaurav_indian you're damn funny. Better go to Laughter Challenge. You will get to see Navjot Sidhu laughing at your hilarious jokes.:lol::lol:
H
hsr #23
Mar 12, 2009 at 2:59 PM
*www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/fail/1/1.gif
skeletor
skeletor #25
Mar 12, 2009 at 6:42 PM
lolz
red_devil
red_devil #26
Mar 12, 2009 at 6:54 PM
Nice one!!!!??????? *s269.photobucket.com/albums/jj44/visio159/Unismilies/27.png

I guess u've not read "the_devil_himself"'s story?? Have you?
Me still searching him...*s269.photobucket.com/albums/jj44/visio159/Unismilies/50.png


you mean "better nate than lever" :D
M
Mar 12, 2009 at 8:40 PM
lolz nirma isn't blue !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but whats the story about ???if anyone did read it plz give a shortie here
red_devil
red_devil #28
Mar 12, 2009 at 8:46 PM
^ heres a shortie for you :

some guy - girl love -> parents object but finally agree -> boy dies -> girl and her parents get some dream -> turns out they didn't have enough of Soaps watching TV so they even begin dreaming about soaps

now if you feel that shortie is interesting, read the full story...else there are many other threads around on TDF ;)
H
hsr #29
Mar 12, 2009 at 9:19 PM
just look my siggy
Gigacore
Gigacore #30
Mar 12, 2009 at 9:38 PM
old.. but still classic :p
harryneopotter
Mar 12, 2009 at 9:43 PM
OMG ... please dont remind me of that torture "Better nate than Lever" ....... its nuthing in comparison to that @#$@#$%@#%@%!#@$!@#$!#%@$^#$^#$%#!$@#$#%#$%!#$@#$@#@#%^#@$%^@%@#%@%@%@#$%@$#%!#$@#
gaurav_indian
Mar 12, 2009 at 9:53 PM

muh mat bana teri publicity kar raha hu.Kya pata kal ko teri story Times of India mein aa jaaye.Ankit Faadia ki tarah.:)
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WTF thread. Gaurav_indian you're damn funny. Better go to Laughter Challenge. You will get to see Navjot Sidhu laughing at your hilarious jokes.:lol::lol:

woh tere jokes pe jyada hasegaa usko aadat hai jo joke kisi ko samajh nahi aate usko usi pe hasi aati hai.So you should try that.:lol:
M
Mar 12, 2009 at 10:10 PM
@red_devil ::thanx ... :)
utsav
utsav #35
Mar 12, 2009 at 10:30 PM
muh mat bana teri publicity kar raha hu.Kya pata kal ko teri story Times of India mein aa jaaye.Ankit Faadia ki tarah.:)

how is dat possible?/ . i will b really glad if dat happens :-D:-D
Crazykiller
Mar 12, 2009 at 10:36 PM
WTF IS THIS???????

*thaslayer.com/pics/lamer.gif
red_devil
red_devil #38
Mar 12, 2009 at 10:57 PM
sorry for taking it a bit off topic :

but Utsav, what happened to your case ?? no updates after that gift thing... sab kushal mangal to hai na :p
krazzy
krazzy #39
Mar 12, 2009 at 11:05 PM
Kya gaurav uncle! Wahi ghise-pite puraane jokes suna rahe ho. Yeh joke toh itna puraana hai ki ab tak toh woh Nirma bhi ghis-ghis ke khatam ho gaya hoga. :D
gaurav_indian
Mar 12, 2009 at 11:12 PM
Kya gaurav uncle! Wahi ghise-pite puraane jokes suna rahe ho. Yeh joke toh itna puraana hai ki ab tak toh woh Nirma bhi ghis-ghis ke khatam ho gaya hoga. :D

abey uncle tu tera parosi :mad: ab kisi na kisi ke liye toh new hai hi joke :lol: WTF walon ko dekh :D
krazzy
krazzy #41
Mar 12, 2009 at 11:20 PM
:D

hari_sanker_r ki signature, signature kum aur Diwali ki lighting jyada lag rahi hai. :lol:
utsav
utsav #42
Mar 12, 2009 at 11:51 PM
:D

hari_sankar_r ki signature, signature kum or Diwali ki lighting jyada lag rahi hai. :lol:

woh bhi chinese lighting :lol:
gaurav_indian
Mar 12, 2009 at 11:55 PM
:D

hari_sankar_r ki signature, signature kum or Diwali ki lighting jyada lag rahi hai. :lol:

hari_shankar ka yeh dream hai ke woh ek din naami girami electrician bane.:lol:
Kl@w-24
Kl@w-24 #45
Mar 13, 2009 at 12:01 AM
:lol:
H
hsr #46
Mar 13, 2009 at 6:50 AM
kyun sabh log typo ke farishte he kya? mera naam hari_sanker_r hr hari_sankar_r nahi XD
alexanderthegreat
Mar 13, 2009 at 7:49 AM
HAHA! Nice. You forgot:-
...
Hema... Rekha... Jaya aur <insert protagonist's name here>...

Sabki pasand Nirma!

<dancing and singing>
utsav
utsav #48
Mar 13, 2009 at 9:09 AM
sorry for taking it a bit off topic :

but Utsav, what happened to your case ?? no updates after that gift thing... sab kushal mangal to hai na :p

Yup evrything is fine but i hav started ignoring her smses and not replying to it since last week.
Will do it for a week more.
krazzy
krazzy #49
Mar 13, 2009 at 9:52 AM
HAHA! Nice. You forgot:-
...
Hema... Rekha... Jaya aur <insert protagonist's name here>...

Sabki pasand Nirma!

<dancing and singing>
The fourth one is Sushma, IIRC.
S
Mar 13, 2009 at 11:02 AM
^^
Yeah
Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye
Rangeen kapda bhi khil khil jaaye
Hema rekha jaya aur sushma
Sabki pasand nirma.
Washing powder nirma detergent tikiya nirma....NIRMA
:D:D:D
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The worst advertisement after of course rajnigandha

Muh me rajnigandha kadamon me duniya. Crap!
H
hsr #51
Mar 13, 2009 at 12:13 PM
oye, koi is thread ka title "naya nirma ad" banade

Kahan he hamara hara hara guys?

मैं हिन्दी में बुरा हूँ. मैं Google अनुवाद का उपयोग कर रहा हूँ XD
Faun
Faun #52
Mar 13, 2009 at 1:12 PM
^
तुम नहीं समझोगे हरि
Krazzy Warrior
Mar 13, 2009 at 2:59 PM
WTF! Story...I though something big and the result is Washing Powder..

*lolsquirrels.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/rly-wtf.jpg
Crazykiller
Mar 26, 2009 at 1:19 PM
किस तरह का पागलपन है यह??

क्या तुम सच में पागल हो?

तुम कौन हो? एक पागल आदमी?

बधाई! तुम Lamer वर्ष पुरस्कार प्राप्त है!

*lolsquirrels.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/rly-wtf.jpg