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Balance Sheet Of Life

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gaurav_indian
gaurav_indian Original post #1
Aug 8, 2007 at 1:22 AM
BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

Our Birth is our Opening Balance
Our Death is our Closing Balance
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behavior are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award
prateek_san
Aug 8, 2007 at 10:33 AM
cool......so who's balance sheet is showing profit and who's not? :D
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amol48 #4
Aug 8, 2007 at 10:41 AM
I am bankrupt then :p
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almighty #5
Aug 8, 2007 at 10:55 AM
i ve premium acount then with dividend ;)
phreak0ut
Aug 8, 2007 at 9:50 PM
I think the brain is the asset!
Cool G5
Cool G5 #7
Aug 8, 2007 at 10:00 PM
Good one.
gaurav_indian
Aug 8, 2007 at 10:08 PM
prateek_san said:
cool......so who's balance sheet is showing profit and who's not? :D
abey you are a liability(panauti).:D