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Dad at 13!

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gaurav_indian
gaurav_indian Original post #1
Feb 14, 2009 at 5:17 AM
Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13


BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.






The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby.


“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”



Little family ... Alfie, Chantelle and baby Maisie

Lee Thompson


Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react.

“I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.”

Alfie's story, broken exclusively by The Sun today has sparked a huge political storm with Tory leader David Cameron saying: "When I saw these pictures this morning, I just thought how worrying that in Britain today children are having children.

"I hope that somehow these children grow up into responsible parents but the truth is parenthood is just not something they should be thinking about right now."


*www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
utsav
utsav #2
Feb 14, 2009 at 6:06 AM
Wtf? :shock:
topgear
topgear #3
Feb 14, 2009 at 6:38 AM
Wth ? :eek: :eek: :shock: :shock:
utsav
utsav #5
Feb 14, 2009 at 7:57 AM
Wtf? again :shock:
krates
krates #6
Feb 14, 2009 at 8:00 AM
kewl :!
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amol48 #7
Feb 14, 2009 at 10:03 AM
wtf?! What does he plan to do? Create a record number of children by starting early? Did he start the first day his hormones became active :D
Faun
Faun #8
Feb 14, 2009 at 10:10 AM
I have already replied to it in another forum...lol

It is emosanal atyachaar for his entire life :D
amitash
amitash #9
Feb 14, 2009 at 10:16 AM
Holy cr@p!!...I was playing with G-I-joes when I was 13.
cyber
cyber #11
Feb 14, 2009 at 10:50 AM
wtfh!!!oh man where is the world going:confused:
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gforce23 #12
Feb 14, 2009 at 12:59 PM
lol the boy looks 8 or 9 and the girl looks old enough to be his mom.

Babies are now having babies!
comp@ddict
Feb 14, 2009 at 1:05 PM
Fun at the age of 13 minus the 'dad' is like - AWESOME
Stupid guy forgot 'pills'
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mrintech #14
Feb 14, 2009 at 1:08 PM
*www.msgking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/onion-head1.gif
comp@ddict
Feb 14, 2009 at 1:15 PM
Mega Lol^
G
gforce23 #16
Feb 14, 2009 at 1:25 PM
Say hello to the baby!

*growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mr_bean_baby.jpg
comp@ddict
Feb 14, 2009 at 1:26 PM
Lucky guy, got a 15 y.o. girl for "ahem"
Thom_Yorke
Feb 14, 2009 at 1:29 PM
*img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1301A-280_732159a.jpg

Who's the daddy and who's the baby????
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gforce23 #19
Feb 14, 2009 at 1:35 PM
^^Slight OT but you have just one post in 6 months?!? :D
*www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a6b4dd410.jpg

TD's bulletin code is a real mess.
comp@ddict
Feb 14, 2009 at 1:39 PM
LOL, nice catch.
Thom_Yorke
Feb 14, 2009 at 1:45 PM
^^Slight OT but you have just one post in 6 months?!? :D
*www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a6b4dd410.jpg

TD's bulletin code is a real mess.

i rarely post!!!no prob with code
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gforce23 #22
Feb 14, 2009 at 1:50 PM
Well, then how would you explain this? :)
*www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/00a99c13df.png
TD's code is rigged.
Thom_Yorke
Feb 14, 2009 at 2:05 PM
sab chit chat mein:))
Coool
Coool #24
Feb 14, 2009 at 2:05 PM
WTF :shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:
MetalheadGautham
Feb 14, 2009 at 2:17 PM
What Is The Damn World Comming To ?
confused!!
Feb 14, 2009 at 2:25 PM
One of the most shocking news
comp@ddict
Feb 14, 2009 at 2:28 PM
is a 12 y.o. fertile enug to get a 14 y.o. u noe??
I dun understand at all!!

And man those 2 have guts!
Ecstasy
Ecstasy #29
Feb 14, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Yeah, i read it today in the newspaper. I was wondering if this would have happened here in India, the boy, the girl and the baby would have been killed long ago right guys? :0

"saali kalmoohi mooh kala karke ayi hai and all" lol.

I'm 23 and i still don't want to think about having babies with my gf 5-8 yrs down the line. =p
eggman
eggman #30
Feb 14, 2009 at 6:30 PM
I'm 23 and i still don't want to think about having babies with my gf 5-8 yrs down the line. =p

uss bacche ne bhi to bacche ke baare mein soch kar thori kiya tha.............baccha to bas...ho gaya!!!


this is precisely the reason for all of this
red_devil
red_devil #32
Feb 14, 2009 at 6:48 PM
WTF !!


wonder how the Ram/Shiv/any_other 'culture abiding' sene's would've reacted to something like this if it had happened in India !! :D :))
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apoorva84 #33
Feb 14, 2009 at 6:56 PM
this is total nonsense...teenage pregnancies suck...i think the teenagers who decide to keep the kids are a bunch of total losers...screw this "Juno" **** going on everywhere...they shoudl learn to start behaving responsibly....
Faun
Faun #34
Feb 14, 2009 at 7:31 PM
^^Well not teenager but parents are responsible for their child.
phreak0ut
phreak0ut #35
Feb 16, 2009 at 7:01 PM
is a 12 year old fertile enough to get a 14 year old you know??
I don't understand at all!!

And man those 2 have guts!

Boys could have kids at age of six

Scroll down to the bottom of the page.
sam_52136
sam_52136 #36
Feb 16, 2009 at 7:05 PM
Man...! wtf!!!
victor_rambo
Feb 16, 2009 at 7:44 PM
There is an update:
Two more boys have claimed that they may be the father of the child because they too did 'it' with the girl around that time.

Media experts assume that atleast 15 TV channels want to cover their stories and that the stories may be worth about half-a-million pounds.
red_devil
red_devil #38
Feb 16, 2009 at 8:09 PM
^ lol.... wonder how many guys did the girl did "IT" with :D

Team effort ?? :lol: // i know it doesn't happen in reality .. but then ;)
M
Feb 16, 2009 at 8:21 PM
HAHA my sympathies for the poor fella ....the first buck that boy will make in his life wud go towards child support......but seriously WTF was the gal and more importantly her parents thinking wen she decided to have the baby
red_devil
red_devil #40
Feb 16, 2009 at 8:24 PM
^ they probably saw it as the shortest way of becoming famous for the rest of their lives ;)
Faun
Faun #41
Feb 16, 2009 at 8:31 PM
roflcopter revolution !!!
gaurav_indian
Feb 16, 2009 at 9:51 PM
WTF !!


wonder how the Ram/Shiv/any_other 'culture abiding' sene's would've reacted to something like this if it had happened in India !! :D :))

I guess you havent heard about "baal vivaah" in india?
Ecstasy
Ecstasy #43
Feb 17, 2009 at 12:30 AM
There is an update:
Two more boys have claimed that they may be the father of the child because they too did 'it' with the girl around that time.

Media experts assume that atleast 15 TV channels want to cover their stories and that the stories may be worth about half-a-million pounds.
I guess even they wanted to be on "Media".
ionicsachin
Feb 17, 2009 at 1:52 AM
I always thought 13 is really unlucky no.

What were their parents doing while these kids were filling "IT" in their minds
red_devil
red_devil #45
Feb 17, 2009 at 2:30 AM
I guess you havent heard about "baal vivaah" in india?


bal vivah suna hai lekin unke bacchon ke bare main nahin suna....aur woh bhi ek 13 saal ke baap ka toh kabhi bhi nahin suna

[yahan pe 80+ years ke baap common hote hain..hain na :p]
NIGHTMARE
NIGHTMARE #46
Feb 17, 2009 at 9:50 AM
Haule Haule ho jaye ga pyaar

Appreciated :D
amitabhishek
Feb 17, 2009 at 11:56 AM
What kind of f*ckin world are we stayin in????
red_devil
red_devil #49
Feb 17, 2009 at 12:05 PM
^ you're right mate...its a fcuking world and thats why we have such threads here :D
Kl@w-24
Kl@w-24 #50
Feb 17, 2009 at 12:06 PM
^ ^ ^ Evolution demands procreation. :D
mmharshaa
mmharshaa #51
Feb 17, 2009 at 12:17 PM
lucky or unlucky...????:confused::confused::confused:

:D:D:confused::confused::D:D
Faun
Faun #52
Feb 17, 2009 at 1:29 PM
^^Abe bacche(i am referring to dad here) ka bachpan cheen liya hai
S
Feb 17, 2009 at 3:06 PM
This earth is full of sins and sinners. I'm leaving for Mars:D
Faun
Faun #54
Feb 17, 2009 at 3:19 PM
^^Hell broke loose on mars, remember UAC corporations and the cyberdemon.

So please go yo Pluto, its cool !
S
Feb 17, 2009 at 3:51 PM
^^Hell broke loose on mars, remember UAC corporations and the cyberdemon.

So please go yo Pluto, its cool !
Go to Pluto and freeze to death? Nah I'll make Doom 3.1 on mars:D
gaurav_indian
Feb 17, 2009 at 4:28 PM
bal vivah suna hai lekin unke bacchon ke bare main nahin suna....aur woh bhi ek 13 saal ke baap ka toh kabhi bhi nahin suna

[yahan pe 80+ years ke baap common hote hain..hain na :p]

Yeh toh tujhe achi tarah se pata hoga :lol:
red_devil
red_devil #58
Feb 17, 2009 at 6:14 PM
Yeh toh tujhe achi tarah se pata hoga :lol:

:lol:
Richard said that Chantelle also slept with several boys in the neighbourhood: “To be honest, any one of my mates could be the dad.”

lagta hai is ladki ko logon ne public account bana liya hai....pata nahin ab aur kaun us bacche ko claim kare [..kya maaloom kal ko pata chale ke usme gaurav_indian ka bhi contribution ho :p...]
Faun
Faun #59
Feb 17, 2009 at 6:18 PM
^^zomg, fame is good - either earned by good means or bad.
gaurav_indian
Feb 17, 2009 at 6:27 PM
:lol:


lagta hai is ladki ko logon ne public account bana liya hai....pata nahin ab aur kaun us bacche ko claim kare [..kya maaloom kal ko pata chale ke usme gaurav_indian ka bhi contribution ho :p...]

Maaf kar bhai main 80+ nahi hu that honour goes to you.:lol:
red_devil
red_devil #61
Feb 17, 2009 at 6:29 PM
^ us bacche ko claim karne waale 80+ nahi...sabhi teri tarah doodh peete hue bacche hain jo baap banne chale hain ... :lol:
gaurav_indian
Feb 17, 2009 at 6:39 PM
^ us bacche ko claim karne waale 80+ nahi...sabhi teri tarah doodh peete hue bacche hain jo baap banne chale hain ... :lol:

Main agar doodh peeta bacha hu toh tu toh abhi is duniyaa mein aaya hi nahi hai :lol:
x3060
x3060 #63
Feb 19, 2009 at 11:21 AM
damn...at 13!!!.
that guy seriously dont know how to live.
ancientrites
Feb 19, 2009 at 1:46 PM
seriously these both gonna get seperated/divorced.i blame it on girl for allowing sex.common she was 15 right and why didnt stop it.
phew...i dont know why i am tensed may be i started liking that female and also obtained british passport muhahahahahhah....business u see.we indians think a step ahead muhahahahaa...:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
dheeraj_kumar
Feb 19, 2009 at 11:10 PM
Legal age for consent is 16 in UK, but 1/3 of the ppl below 16 have admitted to losing their virginity, according to statistics.
N
Feb 20, 2009 at 3:28 PM
WTF?? :D. He's f8(0$r!! What??? He's surely a f8(0$r! :D
rosemolr
rosemolr #69
Feb 21, 2009 at 5:07 AM
His Son will call him Bro ! STILL luck guy.
S
Feb 21, 2009 at 11:18 PM
Bloody phool! Ruined his life. He'll spend his coming teen years changing nappies. Poor chap.
Bachpan chin gaya baalak ka. :D
anurag_bhd
Feb 22, 2009 at 3:48 AM
These are one of the most ridiculous kind of news stories - mother at 16, father at 13. Just shatters my inner soul. :p
red_devil
red_devil #74
Mar 28, 2009 at 11:27 PM
Alfie Patten, You Are ... Not the Father!

A DNA test cleared Alfie of fatherly responsibility, but rather than celebrating his freedom by spending the diaper money on a Bowflex and hair gel, he's reported to be "devastated." No one knows who the real father is, either.

more.........

:lol: :lol: