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Different Algorithms in JAVA . Yes.

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Thor
Thor Original post #1
May 8, 2007 at 8:20 PM
OK.. the topic is misleading. I agree. LOL . But
Have a look @ this topic *forum.java.sun.com/thread.jspa?tstart=0&forumID=426&threadID=547969&trange=30

It made me laugh so hard, I lost my reason to reason and posted the crap here.
Comments Please. I cudn't help not sharing it.
:D
QwertyManiac
May 8, 2007 at 8:25 PM
National Geographic hasn't thought me so much about elephant researchers than this thread you give .. :eek:
sam_1710
May 8, 2007 at 8:37 PM
helluva discussion runnin over there!!! ;)
this ones simbly gr8 ...
Algorithm:
1) Sit in a bar in the middle of Africa. Play a "Britney Spears" Elephant mating call for two weeks. Count the male elephants as they arrive.
2) Sit in a bar in the middle of Africa. Wait until the males get bored.
3) Sit in a bar in the middle of Africa. Play a "George Clooney" Elephant mating call for two weeks. Count the female elephants as they arrive.
4) Add the counts together while you're still sober.