Funny memorable comments heard in a theater.

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Sometimes its irritating sometimes its more enjoyable than the film(of course when the film is a dud!). It comes with the entertainment package and you cant neglect it.

Yes i am talking about the funny one liners which some of the people inside the hall says during a certain scene.Here are some from my side.

During a scene in conjuring where everybody is having breakfast i think. Some guys from the back seat who were already bored commented. "arey dekho ghar me bhooth ghusa hai aur yeh log party kar rahe hai" :lol:

when the police inspector goes alone to investigate the noise.
"Arey zada hero mat ban awaz laga ghar me se paanch saath log aise hi nikal ayenge"
:lol:

During an intimate scene in delhi belly someone commented
"bhai zara dekh ke uncle aunty bhi baithe hai saamne ke seat me"
:lol:

the best comment I have heard, it's not on film though, rather on front seat audience - "abe 40 wale m********on*" :))

Some may not find any humor in this, but I do.

In my area people don't comment much on movies , but I don't watch Bollywood where I am told by my friends that there are lot of comments thrown . I should go see one Bollywood movie...

The only movie in which crowd was very loud here was Avengers , everyone went nuts in the last hour . Half of them were standing / jumping , I was like WTH! :hyper:

I don't watch much movies in Cinemas, the last time I visited a theater was in 2008. One of the funny moments I remember was while watching MI3, Tom Cruise's character passes out (I think it was during a bomb blast scene), the background score slowly fades, the theater is silent and then suddenly someone from the back seat started coughing. (Remember those typical Hollywood scene were people always starts coughing when regaining conscious.)

rajatGod512 said:
In my area people don't comment much on movies , but I don't watch Bollywood where I am told by my friends that there are lot of comments thrown . I should go see one Bollywood movie...

The only movie in which crowd was very loud here was Avengers , everyone went nuts in the last hour . Half of them were standing / jumping , I was like WTH!

The movie actually deserved that

This was during Bhag Milkha bhag..( very cheap joke..readers beware..18+ )

well, you remember the scene where milkha's sister rejoins with milkha after partition & they stay at a tent in the camp when Milkha's sister goes behind the curtain & has s*x with her husband. Milkha is upset & storms out of the tent & sits outside. After some time, her sister comes out & washes her face a lot of times.

Suddenly, someone from the theatre yelled : abe muh kayko itna jyaada dho rahi hai..Blow job diya kya ??
*Whole theatre in splits*

It seemed funny at that time, but now that i think of it, its pretty tasteless..

& this happened at PVR. We were waiting outside the screen door. The earlier show on that screen had finished some time back & the cleaning process was going on inside theatre . For some unknown reason, it was taking a lot of time. Show timing was 5.30 pm & Doors were still locked till 5.40 pm.

Suddenly someone made a comment : Arre, itni der se kya saaf kar rahe ho..pehle kya porn dikha rahe the kya ???

*Everyone giggling like mad..even girls !!!! @___@*

^HAHAHAA !!!!!! :lol:

D

ashs1 said:
It seemed funny at that time, but now that i think of it, its pretty tasteless..

& this happened at PVR. We were waiting outside the screen door. The earlier show on that screen had finished some time back & the cleaning process was going on inside theatre . For some unknown reason, it was taking a lot of time. Show timing was 5.30 pm & Doors were still locked till 5.40 pm.

Suddenly someone made a comment : Arre, itni der se kya saaf kar rahe ho..pehle kya porn dikha rahe the kya ???

*Everyone giggling like mad..even girls !!!! @___@*

Back then when I saw King Kong (by Peter Jackson) in theatre , everyone was in full support for King Kong . It was actually hilarious to see people yelling at screen during fight scenes . They were like " catch him , kill him . There behind you " .

And in earlier scenes when mosquitoes attacked the film group , people shouted " Shoot those ****** " . And the guy in the screen did just that

Watch movies like Kya Cool Hain Hum or Kya Super kool hain Hum in theatre. Imagine the crowd going nuts to the double meaning dialogues & adultish screenplay.

d3p said:
Watch movies like Kya Cool Hain Hum or Kya Super kool hain Hum in theatre. Imagine the crowd going nuts to the double meaning dialogues & adultish screenplay.

or even Like Delhi belly or Shootout at Wadala. Only single meaning dialogues :lightsabre:

^ double meaning ?

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ashs1 said:
This was during Bhag Milkha bhag..( very cheap joke..readers beware..18+ )

well, you remember the scene where milkha's sister rejoins with milkha after partition & they stay at a tent in the camp when Milkha's sister goes behind the curtain & has s*x with her husband. Milkha is upset & storms out of the tent & sits outside. After some time, her sister comes out & washes her face a lot of times.

Suddenly, someone from the theatre yelled : abe muh kayko itna jyaada dho rahi hai..Blow job diya kya ??
*Whole theatre in splits*

It seemed funny at that time, but now that i think of it, its pretty tasteless..

& this happened at PVR. We were waiting outside the screen door. The earlier show on that screen had finished some time back & the cleaning process was going on inside theatre . For some unknown reason, it was taking a lot of time. Show timing was 5.30 pm & Doors were still locked till 5.40 pm.

Suddenly someone made a comment : Arre, itni der se kya saaf kar rahe ho..pehle kya porn dikha rahe the kya ???

*Everyone giggling like mad..even girls !!!! @___@*

Its not funny completely
Today while I was watching TASM 2. A female sitting behind my row was quite irritating. She was laughing at some cliched jokes.
Thats okay. But during the interval she said something like this maybe to her boyfriend "seriously? Hollywood movies have no intervals you know"
Now I don't know if this was her first time movie viewing in India or she was just acting.

ashs1 said:
This was during Bhag Milkha bhag..( very cheap joke..readers beware..18+ )

well, you remember the scene where milkha's sister rejoins with milkha after partition & they stay at a tent in the camp when Milkha's sister goes behind the curtain & has s*x with her husband. Milkha is upset & storms out of the tent & sits outside. After some time, her sister comes out & washes her face a lot of times.

Suddenly, someone from the theatre yelled : abe muh kayko itna jyaada dho rahi hai..Blow job diya kya ??
*Whole theatre in splits*

It seemed funny at that time, but now that i think of it, its pretty tasteless..

Something wrong in your post :lol:

It happened long back. One of my friends told me that he went to a cheap theater to see a certain bollywood movie. The movie was so boring that approximately 10 people were present and most of them were couples. :wink:

After the interval the only sound he could hear was their moaning and whispering! The couples sitting two rows ahead of him were touching each other passionately! :lol:

He said seeing them was more enjoying than the movie! :-D

When the movie trailer of 'Ong Bak' (Tony jaa) flick came...I was excited to watch it because the action was really good....but unfortunately no good theaters were playing it except for the cheap ones....so I went in one of those and the theater had maybe just 100 seats of which only 20 might be filled....a drunk guy who was sitting in the row behind us(one row gap was there fortunately) was having a paan I guess...coz during the entire movie I could hear him spit all the time and I was worried that I don't wet my feet in his spit :lol:

Flash said:
Something wrong in your post

hahahahahah xD
#rekt

Flash said:
Something wrong in your post

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Not a one liner but this happened to me a few years ago,

went to TDK (IIRC), ads then trailers then movie started and it was Bachna ae Haseeno. we were thinking it was still a trailer, then I asked the guy next to my seat and he confirmed that screen was not running TDK

, then we ran to the correct screen :lol:

RCuber said:
Not a one liner but this happened to me a few years ago,

went to TDK (IIRC), ads then trailers then movie started and it was Bachna ae Haseeno. we were thinking it was still a trailer, then I asked the guy next to my seat and he confirmed that screen was not running TDK , then we ran to the correct screen

WTF ?!?

Didn't watch a single movie in theater for last 7 years :-(

R2K said:
Didn't watch a single movie in theater for last 7 years

Why ? There have been some pretty awesome movies in the last 7 years .

Had gone to Ragni mms 2(Cinepolis)
These people from the nearby state who study in a college in our city where whistling and dancing to baby doll..