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How a millionaires brain works

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subratabera
subratabera Original post #1
Jun 10, 2008 at 11:59 PM
By email...

NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA

An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for
two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the
bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands
over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of
the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian
for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
"$5,000"?

The Indian replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return".

*Ah, the mind of the Indian... *

*This is why India is shining *
victor_rambo
Jun 11, 2008 at 12:07 AM
I have read this many times and this one is obviously fake.

Isn't it strange that a millionaire has no parking space and security guards? What kind of a Fearrai owner is he then? Open-ferrari???

I am sure this one must have been faked by some middle class oversmart person who must have been dreaming about what he will do when he becomes a millionaire :D.....poor guy got exposed :D
dheeraj_kumar
Jun 11, 2008 at 12:46 AM
Dude the millionare was using Linsux. So no antivirus, no firewall for him :D He should have used Winblows, it has all antivirus and firewall. but still virus gets in, leave that :D
sabret00the
Jun 11, 2008 at 12:51 AM
It is obviously fake but the email is funny...
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paranj #5
Jun 11, 2008 at 2:33 AM
it shud be in the "Post all ur Jokes Here" thread :D:D
bikdel
bikdel #6
Jun 11, 2008 at 3:05 AM
Awesome. Thanks for sharing.