how to increase your post count tutorial

due to the fact that i totalling nearly 1000 posts i a here to publish the secrets of increasing posts in forum.

i was a loser before i had ony less than 69 posts
people would hate me because i looked like a noob with 100 posts.
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I was depressed had no girlfriend and was virgin.my mental health was deteriorating and i was having thoughts of suicide

But Miraculously then one day i got the secrets/special formula for increaseing posts after that i grew and now i have 1000 posts.
people no longer tease me,
they praise me'
dont call me noob
respect me
etc

So if you want to be like me follow my tutorial or else you will always have 69 posts for the rest of your life.

1)0stay off chit chats acually shitchit coz u get **** for chating ie zero posts ie zero posts 4u here its not good for you
2)Use news section you dont need to be a geek to post in theren
3)even if you dont know post coments like very nice..very good...too bad etc
4)IF you somehow have an opinion about something postin many sessions as parts
5)another option is to use smilies to repy post like

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6)whenever you see an opinion quote it and put +1 to this it TADA 1post4u
7)if tou cant put +1 type agree or if you dont type disagree without mentioning the reason(which will be your 2nd post)
8)Blast off congraets ibn the show off section.ASk for the item sopecifics,model,date,yaddda ydaada.Guy got a brand new pc why not we get 1 post for it?earn your posts
9)Post links to every funny picture/text you find
10)Good/nicee review in review section
11)Ask for pictures is another strategy to increse posts
12)Ask for price and date and specifics in bazaar section etc

There you go.I hope you find this tutorial helpful.
share your post increasing tips here

wouldn't this be better if bavusani wrote this :lol:

snap said:
wouldn't this be better if bavusani wrote this

inb4l

Tip 13: Create a thread like this.

snap said:
wouldn't this be better if bavusani wrote this

this is my tutorial

,bavusani can write his own

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Shah said:
Tip 13: Create a thread like this.

noob

when will you finish your 2000 posts ?

next instalment in nandu's "how to win internetz"- how to get more likes :wink:

rijinpk1 said:
when will you finish your 2000 posts ?

Now that i know the secrets,it seems soon enough

well, i m glad you didn't commit suicide due to low no. of posts on tdf.

P.S :

is that your pic on the first post ?

^^Nope,thats not me.Im a girl if you didnt knowknow,so it cant be mine

Nanducob said:
^^Nope,thats not me.Im a girl if you didnt knowknow,so it cant be mine

I was depressed had no girlfriend and was virgin.my mental health was deteriorating and i was having thoughts of suicide

Hm...

harshilsharma63 said:
Hm...

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Don't judge. She might be lesbian.

harshilsharma63 said:
Hm...

Sorri its a typo.i meant bf

try not to post in chit-chat section only , Cause I have been stuck in 690s for ages....

snap said:
wouldn't this be better if bavusani wrote this

harshilsharma63 said:
Hm...

Mother sister of observation :-D

Thanks for the tips to increasing my post count and maintaining my virginity, :-D

oops loosing it...

Not going to post here. Since no post count.

Lol, yet you did

However I didn't know people nowadays measure someone by the count of posts he/she has made! Jeez :O

No one cares about your post count. Post good content and helpful replies and you'll be fine. Some newbies take post count as a measure of how "knowledgeable or smart" the person is, but this has serious exceptions.

whatthefrak said:
Lol, yet you did

Well, sh!t.

it the platform for helping & sharing knowledge not just the increase post count , there is no matter , your noob , or beginner or any other .

Which number do I call? And what are you offering for free?

very nice
but news section also does not increase post count
:neutral:

I disagree

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Nanducob said:
i was a loser before i had ony less than 69 posts
people would hate me because i looked like a noob with 100 posts.

.......

But Miraculously then one day i got the secrets/special formula for increaseing posts after that i grew and now i have 1000 posts.
people no longer tease me,
they praise me'
dont call me noob
respect me
etc

So much effort so that no one calls you a noob? You're a noob! :mrgreen:

And ik i have 6x posts. So no point in calling me names.

Anorion said:
very nice
but news section also does not increase post count

I disagree

It increases (news section)

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DVJex said:
So much effort so that no one calls you a noob? You're a noob!
And ik i have 6x posts. So no point in calling me names.

Lel 65 posts with no gf haha

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ramakanta said:
it the platform for helping & sharing knowledge not just the increase post count , there is no matter , your noob , or beginner or any other .

whoosh

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DVJex said:
So much effort so that no one calls you a noob? You're a noob!
And ik i have 6x posts. So no point in calling me names.

Increase count to 4 more, and then maintain it.

arijitsinha said:
Increase count to 4 more, and then maintain it.

+1 to this
Fgt 69 posts

Nanducob said:
It increases (news section)

it does? very nice. used to be different.

OP shud have created this in tutorials section...

Tada...+1 post count

btw increasing the post count doesn't offer a girl friend

*laughing out load and rolling on the floor. wakes up, running to the store, graps the pop corn without paying money, running back and sits before PC**

:rofl:

Wah!
Just go to gamerz section and check backlog thread. Whenever a user posts something about his progress, ask him about the game. For eg. "How was the game/ Did you finish all endings/ how many hours did you take/.."

This thread is becoming '' comedy any time with thinkdigit forum'' with every post :-D

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Piyush said:
Wah!
Just go to gamerz section and check backlog thread. Whenever a user posts something about his progress, ask him about the game. For eg. "How was the game/ Did you finish all endings/ how many hours did you take/.."

+1. Probably the best sub-forum to increase post count.

Nanducob said:
arijitsinha said:

Increase count to 4 more, and then maintain it.

Click to expand...

+1 to this
Fgt 69 posts

Nah, i think 65 sounds and looks better than 69.

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arijitsinha said:
whoosh

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whoosh means , ??? I think you are not agree ???

glitch in the matrix, i posted the answer before the question :lol:

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snap said:
glitch in the matrix, i posted the answer before the question

omg, time traveller.

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ramakanta said:
whoosh means , ??? I think you are not agree ???

See the above post by snap

ramakanta said:
whoosh means , ??? I think you are not agree ???

I am agree
Your agree
Were agree
Our whole familee agree

increasing post count is so easy

Anorion said:
increasing post count is so easy

Only because of my tutorial

Nanducob said:
Only because of my tutorial

And in the same way also increasing your posts :-D

Nanducob said:
Only because of my tutorial

Dont try to increase the number of trolls in TDF please

Nanducob said:
Only because of my tutorial

i agree. will elaborate in a later post.

rijinpk1 said:
Dont try to increase the number of trolls in TDF please

what is a troll
a) 2 year old drooling on keyboard
b) mobile user
c) posts incendiary words only for reaction
d) never referred to wren and martin
e) too much free time
f) listens to dub step and uses a very yo vocabulary
g) other. pls specify.

Nanducob said:
Only because of my tutorial

ha... haaa... haaa....... :shock:

Anorion said:
increasing post count is so easy

and banning is more easier than that..just one click button & go goa gone