how to pass time in lectures

Hi. I'm pursuing B.Tech. in computer science from a private college. Most of the teachers in my department are sub-standerd and I have a tough time sitting in their lecture. They keep on dictating notes and all the stupid girls keep on promoting this note-making sh*t.

Please suggest how should I kill time in these lecturers.

Please suggest how should I kill time in these lecturers.

kill these lecturers ??

j/k

During my B.com classes, we did this :

1. Buy about 5-10 fart bombs ( sold for approx Rs. 10-15 ea )

[ Fart bombs is a bag/sachet with reacting chemicals inside of it that expand when mixed. To use it, just keep it on ground & stomp on it hard. The bag starts to inflate quickly & after few seconds, it bursts. The air is filled with a putrid fart-like smell when the bag bursts. ]

2. Pass them to students ( friends who can keep this secret & not rat out someone ) who are sitting around the room.
It is Important that these students/friends are spread out in the classroom so that the smell is spread out & not just confined to a particular corner.

3. At a particular signal which Alerts everyone, quietly stomp once (hardly) on the bombs & kick them away from your bench.

4. Make an innocent face & wait for the bombs to explode.

5. The moment the bombs explode, just give out a fake expression of shock so that the teacher doesn't doubt you guys.

*prabhanjanj.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/kg-babies-innocent-face_large.jpg

6. Enjoy the rest of the class like a boss

*3.bp.blogspot.com/-M9YvwKomcNs/T3V7PPFjs8I/AAAAAAAACBY/O8czvJbi9Sg/s200/truestory.jpg

Note : Risky mission. Take proper measures before doing it.

^^won't the Fart bomb repels the whole class?

@OP: bunk the lecture if its too boring :tired:

Zangetsu said:
^^won't the Fart bomb repels the whole class?

@OP: bunk the lecture if its too boring

I already bunk many classes. I attend the lectures ONLY for attendance. When faculty gets angry, he/she yells "attendeance ke liye baithe ho to lagao aur bhar chale jayo. Kabhi mat aana class mei, attendeance laga dunge", but then never fulfill their promise

I used to make memes and cartoons on my register in my BCom...or else bunked the class

harshilsharma63 said:
I already bunk many classes. I attend the lectures ONLY for attendance. When faculty gets angry, he/she yells "attendeance ke liye baithe ho to lagao aur bhar chale jayo. Kabhi mat aana class mei, attendeance laga dunge", but then never fulfill their promise

learn the topic thoroughly before the lecturer a day ahead, and start giving answers,prompts on the same..on the day of the lecture :number1:

this way
a) u won't be bored & feel enthusiastic
b) all girls in the class will be impressed by you :wub:

and other boys will be :muttering:

i did this once in my school and all girls were praising me as scholar :twisted:

that too in Mathematics class

^too much work

@OP
Same situation man and my schedule is tighter, i only have 1day with full theory class.. which I can skip..All other days have atleast 1 practical and i cant miss them cuz of Attendance marks :-x

Take last bench & play angry birds.. :-D

(that's wat I do in boring lectures)

Even I have one lab/non-lecture period daily. Till now, I used to bear them, but now the water has crossed the nose. They allow me to sleep but don't allow me to do lab-record work. Anything non-productive is absolutely allowed, but when I try to do some real work, like completing project on laptop or anything like that, they get mad and complaint to hod.

If I were you , I would bring in my toys. Show th'm who you are.

If you are interested in girls,i suggest you to go sit by them.Pick a nice large one and start tuning her up.
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I think this is the best way to insult the teachers indirectly without drawing their attention because she is apparently teaching you engineering but you are learning biology.

If your teacher is young then ..............well

or choose a girl from your class.

Girls always tend to bunch up :/ thats the problem

Nanducob said:
If you are interested in girls,i suggest you to go sit by them.Pick a nice large one and start tuning her up.
..
I think this is the best way to insult the teachers indirectly without drawing their attention because she is apparently teaching you engineering but you are learning biology.

I was about to say something like this but then it portrays girls as objects , which is kind of morally disappointing. Bad for kids in the forum.

Rishi. said:
I was about to say something like this but then it portrays girls as objects , which is kind of morally disappointing. Bad for kids in the forum.

yep,but consider this as a part of sex education.knowing more about the women body

Be the lecturer.

Anything productive?

Anything productive?

Watch "3 Idiots" you will get bunch of ideas.

shreymittal said:
Watch "3 Idiots" you will get bunch of ideas.

too extreme,probably get kicked out of college for those.

harshilsharma63 said:
Anything productive?

Im afraid youre too young for that

Install games on your phone and start playing

play XOXO (tic-tac-toe) with colleague :-D

Or better yet, start reading ebook novels on your phone.. fantastic way to pass time without even using your hands

Nerevarine said:
Or better yet, start reading ebook novels on your phone.. fantastic way to pass time without even using your hands

I see what you meant back there. :mrgreen:

i meant gaming, but it works either way :lol:

Nerevarine said:
i meant gaming, but it works either way

We know what you meant... :wink:

Zangetsu said:
play XOXO (tic-tac-toe) with colleague

Spent a month wit that. Created a modified version of the game where instead of a 3x3 grid, there is a very large grid (20x30) and you need 4 marks to win. Play with >3 friends for ultimate fun

how about stone-paper-scissors-lizard-spock ???

Rules on how to play this game :

Scissors cut paper

Paper covers rock

Rock crushes lizard

Lizard poisons Spock

Spock smashes scissors

Scissors decapitate lizard

Lizard eats paper

Paper disproves Spock

Spock vaporizes rock;

and as always, rock crushes scissors.

axes2t2 said:
If your teacher is young then ..............well

or choose a girl from your class.

And get suspended

Nerevarine said:
Install games on your phone and start playing

Rishi. said:
We know what you meant...

Read ^

R

Engineers

*i.imgur.com/VeixvoE.png

ashs1 said:
kill these lecturers ?? j/k

During my B.com classes, we did this :

1. Buy about 5-10 fart bombs ( sold for approx Rs. 10-15 ea )

[ Fart bombs is a bag/sachet with reacting chemicals inside of it that expand when mixed. To use it, just keep it on ground & stomp on it hard. The bag starts to inflate quickly & after few seconds, it bursts. The air is filled with a putrid fart-like smell when the bag bursts. ]

2. Pass them to students ( friends who can keep this secret & not rat out someone ) who are sitting around the room.
It is Important that these students/friends are spread out in the classroom so that the smell is spread out & not just confined to a particular corner.

3. At a particular signal which Alerts everyone, quietly stomp once (hardly) on the bombs & kick them away from your bench.

4. Make an innocent face & wait for the bombs to explode.

5. The moment the bombs explode, just give out a fake expression of shock so that the teacher doesn't doubt you guys. *prabhanjanj.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/kg-babies-innocent-face_large.jpg

6. Enjoy the rest of the class like a boss
*3.bp.blogspot.com/-M9YvwKomcNs/T3V7PPFjs8I/AAAAAAAACBY/O8czvJbi9Sg/s200/truestory.jpg

Note : Risky mission. Take proper measures before doing it.

lol that would be awesome. I wish I could get those.

Zangetsu said:
^^won't the Fart bomb repels the whole class?

@OP: bunk the lecture if its too boring

I used to bunk too, Ahhh good times....are all gone now

harshilsharma63 said:
I already bunk many classes. I attend the lectures ONLY for attendance. When faculty gets angry, he/she yells "attendeance ke liye baithe ho to lagao aur bhar chale jayo. Kabhi mat aana class mei, attendeance laga dunge", but then never fulfill their promise

My college had mobiles banned from classes. If you are found with a mobile, you're out without attendance. And we all go to college for attendance. Studies? we do that ourselves!

sujoyp said:
I used to make memes and cartoons on my register in my BCom...or else bunked the class

link in my sigg is a result of the same lol. *3.bp.blogspot.com/-M9YvwKomcNs/T3V7PPFjs8I/AAAAAAAACBY/O8czvJbi9Sg/s200/truestory.jpg

Zangetsu said:
learn the topic thoroughly before the lecturer a day ahead, and start giving answers,prompts on the same..on the day of the lecture
this way
a) u won't be bored & feel enthusiastic
b) all girls in the class will be impressed by you and other boys will be

i did this once in my school and all girls were praising me as scholar
that too in Mathematics class

Hi Mr. Nerd class topper source of notes. Respect!

Chaitanya said:
Take last bench & play angry birds.. (that's wat I do in boring lectures)

not so easy bro. fun anyway

Nanducob said:
If you are interested in girls,i suggest you to go sit by them.Pick a nice large one and start tuning her up.
..
I think this is the best way to insult the teachers indirectly without drawing their attention because she is apparently teaching you engineering but you are learning biology.

lol kinky business might get you in trouble. But, yeah I'd like to get see the look on the pedophile teacher in this situation lol

axes2t2 said:
If your teacher is young then ..............well

or choose a girl from your class.

Oh man hot young teachers..you are giving me day dreams

Nerevarine said:
Girls always tend to bunch up :/ thats the problem

There should be a law that no two *****es be sittin together. fine upto 500INR

Rishi. said:
I was about to say something like this but then it portrays girls as objects , which is kind of morally disappointing. Bad for kids in the forum.

O hi mr feminist always be friend to hot chick nerd. I didn't see you there.

Nanducob said:
yep,but consider this as a part of sex education.knowing more about the women body

Agreed, sex education is very important, especially in our country. We should all learn more about sex and prevent unwanted problems while enjoying the fruits of youth.

ashs1 said:
kill these lecturers ?? j/k

During my B.com classes, we did this :

1. Buy about 5-10 fart bombs ( sold for approx Rs. 10-15 ea )

[ Fart bombs is a bag/sachet with reacting chemicals inside of it that expand when mixed. To use it, just keep it on ground & stomp on it hard. The bag starts to inflate quickly & after few seconds, it bursts. The air is filled with a putrid fart-like smell when the bag bursts. ]

2. Pass them to students ( friends who can keep this secret & not rat out someone ) who are sitting around the room.
It is Important that these students/friends are spread out in the classroom so that the smell is spread out & not just confined to a particular corner.

3. At a particular signal which Alerts everyone, quietly stomp once (hardly) on the bombs & kick them away from your bench.

4. Make an innocent face & wait for the bombs to explode.

5. The moment the bombs explode, just give out a fake expression of shock so that the teacher doesn't doubt you guys. *prabhanjanj.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/kg-babies-innocent-face_large.jpg

6. Enjoy the rest of the class like a boss
*3.bp.blogspot.com/-M9YvwKomcNs/T3V7PPFjs8I/AAAAAAAACBY/O8czvJbi9Sg/s200/truestory.jpg

Note : Risky mission. Take proper measures before doing it.

Zangetsu said:
^^won't the Fart bomb repels the whole class?

@OP: bunk the lecture if its too boring

harshilsharma63 said:
I already bunk many classes. I attend the lectures ONLY for attendance. When faculty gets angry, he/she yells "attendeance ke liye baithe ho to lagao aur bhar chale jayo. Kabhi mat aana class mei, attendeance laga dunge", but then never fulfill their promise

sujoyp said:
I used to make memes and cartoons on my register in my BCom...or else bunked the class

Zangetsu said:
learn the topic thoroughly before the lecturer a day ahead, and start giving answers,prompts on the same..on the day of the lecture
this way
a) u won't be bored & feel enthusiastic
b) all girls in the class will be impressed by you and other boys will be

i did this once in my school and all girls were praising me as scholar
that too in Mathematics class

Chaitanya said:
Take last bench & play angry birds.. (that's wat I do in boring lectures)

Nanducob said:
If you are interested in girls,i suggest you to go sit by them.Pick a nice large one and start tuning her up.
..
I think this is the best way to insult the teachers indirectly without drawing their attention because she is apparently teaching you engineering but you are learning biology.

axes2t2 said:
If your teacher is young then ..............well

or choose a girl from your class.

Nerevarine said:
Girls always tend to bunch up :/ thats the problem

Rishi. said:
I was about to say something like this but then it portrays girls as objects , which is kind of morally disappointing. Bad for kids in the forum.

Faun said:
Be the lecturer.

O hell no.

harshilsharma63 said:
Anything productive?

Anything productive?

Most productive thing to do would be to just read what the teacher is dictating. You are paying for the class Bro. moreover its not your money. Make sure your parent hard earned money gets spent the right way. [Emo post over]

Gollum said:
My college had mobiles banned from classes. If you are found with a mobile, you're out without attendance. And we all go to college for attendance. Studies? we do that ourselves!
x_x
I didn't see Most productive thing to do would be to just read what the teacher is dictating. You are paying for the class Bro. moreover its not your money. Make sure your parent hard earned money gets spent the right way

Best suggetion

harshilsharma63 said:
Spent a month wit that. Created a modified version of the game where instead of a 3x3 grid, there is a very large grid (20x30) and you need 4 marks to win. Play with >3 friends for ultimate fun

can you share the modded version if its for android?