I am so close to becoming a housewife...

Okay...3 years of living alone in Australia and 4 months so far in Switzerland have brought me down to this:

1) I am able to cook a variety of 20-25 dishes ... both Indian and Italian...

2) I wash dishes...

3) I do laundry...I iron clothes...I freaking buy two separate detergents depending on if I'm washing normal or woollen clothes.

4) I also do a bunch of other stuff I'm not too fond of...

Here's the thing...I feel like I'm becoming very much of a lady these days. Anyone else here can identify? Or am I having my testicles bagged up for me one of these days??

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You are doomed

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Will you marry me?

Lol.. I've been doing these since last 6 years.. And I can cook more dishes than you do.. I love cooking though :grin:

Hitboxx said:
Will you marry me?

I'm assuming you are a girl.. :lol:

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I'm a mallu aunty, you know, the over-sexed type

Even I love cooking and can prepare a host of delicacy. None taught me to cook, learned them all by trail n error methods. I cook, wash dishes and clothes in Dubai but here in Chennai, only cooking.

I think this is all good. Girls like to have hubbies like us.

^^^^

hehehehe

I sometimes do cooking, do laundry regularly, shop for groceries, pay utility bills here in US. I have been here for around 2 months now.

its time to submit to some online matrimony sites..

DigitalDude said:
^^^^

hehehehe

Only when you do these things, you'll realize how hard your mom/wife work. It's not easy as it sounds. Cook for a week and you'll know what I'm talking about. I lost like 3-4 kgs in a month without going to gym, running/jogging or working out...

faraaz said:
Okay...3 years of living alone in Australia and 4 months so far in Switzerland have brought me down to this:

1) I am able to cook a variety of 20-25 dishes ... both Indian and Italian...

2) I wash dishes...

3) I do laundry...I iron clothes...I freaking buy two separate detergents depending on if I'm washing normal or woollen clothes.

4) I also do a bunch of other stuff I'm not too fond of...

Here's the thing...I feel like I'm becoming very much of a lady these days. Anyone else here can identify? Or am I having my testicles bagged up for me one of these days??

800 a month :?:

but no living space, utensils, laundry & cooking in the morning; utensils in the afternoon; cooking at nite and utensils after that :?:

Hello faraaz aunty

super .... wht next ??? becoming preggy.... no offence ... !! :-D

I was doing most of em while i was in a hostel or more like a rented house near ma college. My friends were dumbos in these matters. We lived for days without eating anything from our house, so i realized that i wont be able to take dinner or anythin is i dun work, as they wont work even hell's breaking in.
They just keep watching TV shows[yup, TV SHOWS].
Thank GOD, im now at home nd more than happy.

Hitboxx said:
I'm a mallu aunty, you know, the over-sexed type

LOL... the bad effects of p0rn- one knows everything ;-)

drgrudge said:
Even I love cooking and can prepare a host of delicacy. None taught me to cook, learned them all by trail n error methods. I cook, wash dishes and clothes in Dubai but here in Chennai, only cooking.

I think this is all good. Girls like to have hubbies like us.

Yeah yeah... SARVA GUN SAMPANN ladke mill jaate hain unko.

faraaz said:
Okay...3 years of living alone in Australia and 4 months so far in Switzerland have brought me down to this:

1) I am able to cook a variety of 20-25 dishes ... both Indian and Italian...

2) I wash dishes...

3) I do laundry...I iron clothes...I freaking buy two separate detergents depending on if I'm washing normal or woollen clothes.

4) I also do a bunch of other stuff I'm not too fond of...

Here's the thing...I feel like I'm becoming very much of a lady these days. Anyone else here can identify? Or am I having my testicles bagged up for me one of these days??

I feel your pain, brother! One and a half years in hostel, and I'm already as good as my mother at washing clothes - no wait, better - she uses an automatic whirlpool, i use detergent and a brush! I rustle up sandwiches and some coffee every evening at five before going to play, and a hot soup after dinner. Thank god for the mess, else I'd be stuck with REAL cooking! Thank god there're two years to go before that!!!

drgrudge said:
Only when you do these things, you'll realize how hard your mom/wife work. It's not easy as it sounds. Cook for a week and you'll know what I'm talking about. I lost like 3-4 kgs in a month without going to gym, running/jogging or working out...

Yups buddy its really hard. I am living here in chennai from past one year and I did cooking and washing utilancise and clothes.
But now I am feeling relaxed as we hired a cook to do all those stuffs....

I'm learning to cook now. I think it helps. I was commenting as to how bad my mom cooks for which she told "If you find my cooking bad, you can learn to cook". That's more like a challenge. It's not bad. Long way to go before I can start cooking non-veg. I would love to show off my skills then. I do wash utensils, occasionally. Sometimes, I have to clean the house. It's no big deal dude. You see a lot of people doing these chores

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faraaz marry a businesswoman

faraaz said:
Okay...3 years of living alone in Australia and 4 months so far in Switzerland have brought me down to this:

Don't worry, Like I told you...I m like your long lost brother lost in khumbh ka mela *gigasmilies.googlepages.com/10.gif

1) I am able to cook a variety of 20-25 dishes ... both Indian and Italian...

I am able to cook many indian dishes for breakfast, lunch & dinner...some chinese fast food, burgers....french fries at home too.

2) I wash dishes...

Tell me about it, since I m not eating on time these days, I was my own dishes after the maid has compleated washing rest of the utensils.

3) I do laundry...I iron clothes...I freaking buy two separate detergents depending on if I'm washing normal or woollen clothes.

Ok, here I just put the cloths in washing machine & listen to music while the machine washes....detergent is something didi buys.

4) I also do a bunch of other stuff I'm not too fond of...

Hmm...depends on what those work are.

Here's the thing...I feel like I'm becoming very much of a lady these days. Anyone else here can identify? Or am I having my testicles bagged up for me one of these days??

Lolz...dude, the best chefs in this world are men, the best front office guys in hotels are men, the bet waiters are french Men....we are better then gals in all these yar cos we know we do it efficiently...

P.S. - Not meant to hurt the feelings of forum ladies here.

drgrudge said:
I think this is all good. Girls like to have hubbies like us.

Yup, that's right. Many of my GFs get surprised when I tell them I can do all this. *gigasmilies.googlepages.com/10.gif

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we are better gals in all these yar cos we know we do it efficiently...

Nice typo..

Me too love cooking. Used to cook at home. Tried to bake cakes but they used to (air gone)down when i used to take them out of the oven..

Loved the expression on mom's face..

faraaz said:
Okay...3 years of living alone in Australia and 4 months so far in Switzerland have brought me down to this:

1) I am able to cook a variety of 20-25 dishes ... both Indian and Italian...

2) I wash dishes...

3) I do laundry...I iron clothes...I freaking buy two separate detergents depending on if I'm washing normal or woollen clothes.

4) I also do a bunch of other stuff I'm not too fond of...

Here's the thing...I feel like I'm becoming very much of a lady these days. Anyone else here can identify? Or am I having my testicles bagged up for me one of these days??

I can make maggi. But Washing clothes, dishes....wth U R a COMPLETE man!! See the +ve side. U've got some talent and u can easily find a job now! *www.smileyhut.com/eat_drink/cheers1.gif

Hmm...point...but the other day one of my classmates was asking me to help her "put together an outfit" ... which made me feel particularly emasculated. On the bright side, she's french and superhot and now I know she wears Victoria's Secret!

@gx_saurav, drgrudge: You make excellent points! Well, atleast, when I made some gourmet pasta and cheese garlic bread for my gf last to last year on our anniversary, it was apparently a major turn on...8)

Still...I miss India and my joint family and my house with maids who did all this stuff...

It comes as a part of living alone at a place, especially where you do not get good food..! After 5 months of living away from family now, I'm able to cook considerably, sweep and clean the house neatly, wash utensils and clothes (no washing machine) cleanly, press clothes neatly, etc..! Now this experience will be very good for you, especially when you are getting married to a working girl.. You'll be able to share your workloads together, and you'll really understand when she says its difficult to do something..! So cheer up.... and keep learning..!

you know i also loved cooking but when i had to cook for myself straight thru for 6 months all my love for cooking/cleaning was lost...

now i dont complain abt my mum's food at all...

most things we love are only good till we dont need to do them regularly.

life is not fair. :cry:

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ow so many ppl know how to cook , I feel hungry - I am making list of all of them & preparing list whichever they can make

faraaz said:
Hmm...point...but the other day one of my classmates was asking me to help her "put together an outfit" ... which made me feel particularly emasculated. On the bright side, she's french and superhot and now I know she wears Victoria's Secret!

Bhai....tu bus number de uska

....Victoria's Secret...coool. I did something like this once only with ex-gf when she wanted to know which saree of her mom she should wear in her college farewell.

@gx_saurav, drgrudge: You make excellent points! Well, atleast, when I made some gourmet pasta and cheese garlic bread for my gf last to last year on our anniversary, it was apparently a major turn on...

Told u so...

Still...I miss India and my joint family and my house with maids who did all this stuff...

East or west, India is the best

Have a sex change. So then you'll be a complete woman. Don't forget to post a review on it though! We thinkDigit guys just can't do without reviews.

Any screenshots or video will be appreciated too

and some benchmarks too, for the final verdict

then what u waiting for , go for SRS and you are ready to fly on

Damn man!!!!!!! i can never do all that

^ Now its 100% truth that you won't be able to do that.

Yeah...I think sex change is going a bit too far...and why will I give number?? Bewakoof lagta hoon kya??

faraaz said:
Hmm...point...but the other day one of my classmates was asking me to help her "put together an outfit" ... which made me feel particularly emasculated. On the bright side, she's french and superhot and now I know she wears Victoria's Secret!

she asked u to do that ?....... wwwwwwaaaahhhhhhh...... i'm gonna faint....

@vish: Yeah...chicks here are very free...

If I was so inclined, I'd put up some "photos" but...yeah, I don't think my 'friends' would appreciate that.

Cheers mate...