If India is computer, Cong is its default program: Rahul Gandhi

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"If India is computer , Congress is its default program," Rahul Gandhi on Thursday told a Congress workshop on social media.

He asked the party's media managers to stick to facts and decency of language . "If India is computer, its default program is Congress . Congress comes naturally to India's ethos. Here anger and aggression are not appreciated," a party source quoted Rahul as saying.

See twitter for more fun.. it's trending there. :-D

Source : If India is computer, Cong is its default program: Rahul Gandhi - The Times of India

Rahul gandhi also makes jokes as good as diggi raja

He is the Crap-Sh*t Internet Explorer in the System , who always keeps in prompting users to set it as the default browser.

He is BSOD of India, If India is a computer which needs windows update Windows 1.0 to Windows 7 (People Mindset)

No wonder there are many bugs

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probably a virus program.

even Kaspersky Antivirus can't clean these virus programs.

[h=2]If India is computer, Cong is its default program and it's yet to be coded.[/h]

RahulJi trying to speak some technical terms to attracts Geek-voters i guess. :mrgreen:

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From twitter :

If India is a computer, and Congress is the OS, then Rahul Gandhi is -

*pbs.twimg.com/media/BSVYC9hCcAAgAl3.png

:-D

^ What?

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^^ A hardware failure

Congress is a virus which doesn't let the computer (India ) work properly......and we youths are antivirus who can disinfect the virus (congress) forever .........

A ancient hardware running Windows 98

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If india is computer then congress is corrupted pirated windows 8 installed from a disc sold for 50 rs at palika market :lol:

And Rahul gandhi is the guy who is telling everyone install a pirated windows why to waste your money for buying original for 5k when we r giving it to you for 50 inr only

if india is a computer, then it from the first generation of computers i guess

ridiculously slow and takes too much space.

Congress is just a troll virus/trojan/worm

and rahul gandhi is just a special symbol in the virus/trojan/worm code.

And I realized that a majority of posts in this thread starts with " If India is a computer......" ,.
:facepalm:

Rishi. said:
And I realized that a majority of posts in this thread starts with " If India is a computer......" ,.

Capable of forming into a new meme. :mrgreen:

Gearbox said:
Capable of forming into a new meme.

Indeed , but am not popular with FB or meme spam either.

haha

*i.imgur.com/fP9mAOn.jpg

We will make it/ :mrgreen:

Gearbox said:
*i.imgur.com/fP9mAOn.jpg

We will make it/

Rishi. said:
Indeed , but am not popular with FB or meme spam either. haha

But seems like PaPu is.

Out of jokes?
Explains the corrupt system
And the missing files

If India is a computer.......then i hope it gets self aware as skynet & squashes all the not required elements that hampers the progress of our country...!

if India is a computer, congress is the malicious program

If India is a computer,Congress is Internet Explorer.

If India is computer,congress is ''blah blah blah''<----(insert yer opinion,here)
This thread.

If India is a Computer , Congress is a BSOD , Rahul is a Trojan Horse :mrgreen:

If India is a computer, Cong is an OS
- Maa-G will be the Admin account.
- Son-G will be the Administrator with limited abilities account.
- Sing-G will be the guest account.

Anybody disagree?
:chucks:

Gearbox said:
If India is a computer, Cong is an OS
- Maa-G will be the Admin account.
- Son-G will be the Administrator with limited abilities account.
- Sing-G will be the guest account.

Anybody disagree?

And Diggi a Shared Drive User ??

If India is a computer,
congress is corrupted os
sonia is hacker (logged with admin privilege)
m singh is admin account
rahul is new master virus (combination of stucks net + flame )
vadhra is new virus account (all collected data goes their )
dgvijay is popup msg created by virus

modi is new geek with arch in hand

root.king said:
If India is a computer,
congress is corrupted os
sonia is hacker (logged with admin privilege)
m singh is admin account
rahul is new master virus (combination of stucks net + flame )
vadhra is new virus account (all collected data goes their )
dgvijay is popup msg created by virus

modi is new white hat guy with arch in hand

Admin account with password as password123

amjath said:
Admin account with password as password123

Being the Minister of Communications and Information Technology, Sibal should've created password for Admin (MadamG), so i guess it will be complex..
:flamewar:

sujoyp said:
rahul gandhi also makes jokes as good as diggi raja :d

+1 lol

Sing G's mouth is a zip file.

Sing G's mouth is a zip file.

Nanducob said:
Sing G's mouth is a zip file.

Sing G's mouth is a zip file.

Password protected by s Gandhi

.jRay. said:
Password protected by s Gandhi

yeah.lol

actually congress is a virus, and Rahul Gandhi is just a script kiddie..