Lets get relax and get some new and funny jokes

Its time to get relaxed. I am here to share some good jokes with you all. If any body also has some good jokes please share them in this thread.


What is TENSION?
Ek sunder ladki ne aap se lift mangi, raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi, aap use hospital le gaye.
Dr. Bola - mubarak ho, aap baap banane wale ho, LO JI HO GAYI TENSION.
Aap bole mai iska baap nahi hu, phir ladki boli yahi bacche ka baap hai, OR TENSTION
Police aayi aapka medical check-up hua, report aai ki aap kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte Apko AUR TENSION:flu-surprised3:
Aapne thank god kaha aur nikal gaye, phir socha ghar pe jo 2 bacche hai, woh kiske hai, THIS IS REAL TENSION



Char zero ek sath kaise likhoge?
Aise - 0000?

Nahi aise - 4017.
Try to c things in a different perspective By - BABA RANCHHOR DAS CHANCHAD




if you like the joke pls reply with some good and funny jokes.