LOLCODE : The latest Gem to Programming

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LOLCODE Website said:
Programming the LOL way.
All LOLCats, LOL, ALL CAPS.

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Examples :

HAI WORLD said:
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

COUNT!!1 said:
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

FILEZORZ said:
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE

THe Last one had me in splits
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No, no no! Not in code too!

thats a real programming language, :ROFL:

Linux, Mac & Windows should switch to it

how is this technology news??

can sum1 translate that to ordinary english so that we may hav a laugh too...... !?!

Lmao ..... :))

forget this c++ n java. now i will learn LOLCODE :mrgreen:

CINTEL ENTRINO said:
can sum1 translate that to ordinary english so that we may hav a laugh too...... !?!

LOLCODE to Read a file :

Code:

[COLOR="Navy"]HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
	AWSUM THX
		VISIBLE FILE
	O NOES
		INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE[/COLOR]

Notes:

PLZ … ? introduces a try/exception block
AWSUM THX introduces the block to execute on success with PLZ. It is implicitly closed by…
O NOES, which is the exception block. It should be closed with KTHX, but it hits the final KTHXBYE, which (I assert) is a bit of syntactic sugar that closes everything.
OPEN handles non-default-terminal-based I/O. FILE in this case is simply a variable, a file handle for the LOLCATS.TXT file.
INVISIBLE is a print command to the debug console, commonly known as STDERR.

C++ Equivalent:

Code:

[COLOR="Navy"]#include<iostream>
#include<fstream>

using namespace std;

int main()
{
  ifstream fin;
  fin.open("LOLCATS.TXT");
  if(fin)
      //Code to go through file n print it
  else
     cout << "Error !";
}[/COLOR]

^^^
thanks 4 translate into C++

kool man..really kool..

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