Pani ko ulloo banaya ;)

Sorry, couldn't find the joke thread.

Not a great joke, you might have read already too, but couldn't resist posting (copied from an Orkut scrap).

Sardar: Aaj maine pani ko ullu banaya
Man : wo kaise?
Sardar : Oye. subah maine pani ko garam kiya aur thande pani se naha liya

Y does every joke contains Sardar, i hope there r no Sardar's in this forum...lol (Don't mind pls)

And no offence.

BTW, nice joke.

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ullu means donkey?

(sry not a native hindi).

Y does every joke contains Sardar, i hope there r no Sardar's in this forum...lol (Don't mind pls)

And no offence.

BTW, nice joke.

OK ,for your sake ,I have rewrote Din's OP

Now Sardar is removed for Mahalingam of Virgin mobiles faim

Mahalingam: Aaj'u maine pani ko ullu banaya ji!
Man : wo kaise?
Mahalingam : Appaa,saami! subah maine pani ko garam kiya aur thande pani se naha liya

praka123 said:
ullu means donkey? (sry not a native hindi).

Owl

@praka- Ullu means owl

@khansaqib- I am a Sikh.

^ mona or jatt?

^^There are no mona/jatt Sikhs. I am a Sikh.

Jatts are a part of Sikhism. I don't know who are mona Sikhs. Do you mean clean shaven Sikhs?

^ Yup! what is your ideas about Dera ? (dont get offended pls! )

Deras & Babas are there to loot people. I reckon you get the idea of my views

hmm...the Sikhs I talked are deeply religious even though they wear modern attires

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now hearing punjabi songs esp balli sagoo(botlan sharaab...) and all ,I can understand punjabi

^^Lol at your siggy! Btw the word is "hypocrites" and not hypocrats

praka123 said:
hmm...the Sikhs I talked are deeply religious even though they wear modern attires .

now hearing punjabi songs esp balli sagoo(botlan sharaab...) and all ,I can understand punjabi

Sikhism is all about being religious & pious and yet being modern. Though you can find bad elements in every religion.

Songs like those have been widely criticized here by Cultural societies.

They say this is not Punjabi culture.

@narangz
What's the diff between Sikhs & Sardars?
Typically people wearing that Pagdi r called Sardars, m i right?
And Sikh is a religion?Can u clarify.

Sikhism is a religion. A person who follows Sikhism is called a Sikh. Sikhs wear turbans.

Sardar actually means a leader but Sikhs are also called as Sardars.

Well yes people call persons wearing a Turban (Pagri) also a Sardar.