Post your quotes · DIGIT-ARC

Post ur quotes whether it b e t-shirt,road signs etc bt they should be FUNNY
Just mention the type

DnT sHoW mE AtTiTuTe, I hV gT mOrE dAn U

Im not Anti-social
The society is Anti-Me..!!!

I might be a flirt but your GIRLfriend sure likes me..

BoMbInG FoR PeacE Is |iKe......... F**KiNg FoR ViRgInItY.....

Here are some:

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...It's learning to dance in the rain.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

We're women. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me smart, what happened to you?

Regards,
ray

Advertising is like buying milk for selling cow!
-Rohan Shenoy

Intoxicated by the madness, I'm in love with my sadness....
Evanescence

We all part one day…but that’s okay… because I met you
-Anonymous

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He is GAY :-D

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we always knew we were good for nothing :-D

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xbonez said:
Intoxicated by the madness, I'm in love with my sadness....
Evanescence

Which song is this in?

Regards,
ray

someone somewhere is made for each other

simple like a dimple with a pimple on her n!pple

Chance is a gift for those who try

-Anonymous

Blame the Stosh
-Bungie forum

T

This one is made by Myself from my own experience.

"World will never change for you but if you change yourself world will change for you"

You refused to give-in, to the town that takes it all
-Silent Hill

Insanity is your deadliest weapon
-The Suffering

rayraven said:
Which song is this in?

Regards,
ray

Zero by evanescence

Give a man a loaf of bread, and you feed him for a day.
Teach him how to make bread, and you feed him for ever.

Eat a man's loaf of bread, and you starve him for a day.
Teach him to be your friend, and you starve him for ever.

PS: it sucks, because I made that one up myself in short notice.

friends never say goodbye.

lyrics of a really nice song.Forgot the song\album and all.

1 life spread love not hatred - iMav

As a matter of fact i think 1 life spread MS and not OSS would sound better from me

Apple fanboy kicked my arse
- iMav, gigacore and some others

Lolz iMav,Nice one

xbonez said:
Zero by evanescence

Thanx mate.

Regards,
ray

Seen on a famous beauty parlour in Bombay:

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!

look at your mirror and say "mma divl"

windows is open *farm3.static.flickr.com/2374/2107304572_b5f0b2191d_o.png so open that bugs and vulnerabilities can roam and infect easy *farm3.static.flickr.com/2355/2107305358_394278500c_o.png

Some of the Future Movies

>* Mera hardisk tumhare paas rahata hai
>* Aao chat kare
>* Programmer no 1
>* Badalte platforms
>* Kahani Keyboard ki
>* Memory aur hard disk
>* Mouse ka gulam
>* Java wale job le jayenge
>* Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain
>* Do pocessor barah terminal
>* Password Apna Apna
>* Hum Hai Programmer Oracle ke
>* Ek programmer do body shopper
>* Mera code chal gaya
>* Har Din jo mail Karega
>* Mera Resume Kora kagaj
>* Khel Virus ka
>* Virus Aur Antivirus
>* Programmer bane Bodyshopper
>* Network Ke Us Paar
>* Billing aur Salary
>* Platform platform ki baat hai
>* Anjaana Bug
>* Aayi Production Ki Bela
>* Do Gateways
>* Debugging koi Khel nahi
>* Helpdesk ki Aatma (Ramasay bandhu ki Horror film)
>* Mera naam developer
>* Kaho na Bench hai
>* Crash kar di aaapne
>* Mein backup lunga
>* Pati patni aur computer
>* Deployment ki raat
>* Hum WALK-IN ja chuke sanam
>* Dhai akshar HRD ke
>* Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hain
>* Hum To US jaayega
>* Aa ab KUCH KAAM kare
>* Raju ban gaya IT MAN..!
>* Dekhte Dekhte Connection mil Gaya
>* Ish Bench ki subah kab hogii
>* Client ek numbari PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
>* Login karo sajana
>* Ek Thi vacancy
>* Interview ke Sapane
>* Naukar PC ka
>* Firewall (Diwar)
>* Aao login kare
>* LANwale
>* Ram teri system crash ho gai
>* Hum to programme karega
>* Hello Computer ammu shetty

PS: I GET THIS FROM ONE JOKES SITE (i dnt remember the site). I HOPE ITS FUNNY SINCE I DNT KNOW HINDI

lol

Through the years and miles between us
It's been a long and lonely ride
But if I got a call in the dead of the night
I'd be right by your side

from a song:
Bon Jovi - Blood On Blood

I knew the moment had arrived, for killing the past and coming back to life.
- Pink Floyd

People often talk about the quiet before the storm....no one talks about the quiet after. At least after the storm, you know it’s all over.

[The Quiet]

Alcoholism is injurious to your health *farm3.static.flickr.com/2192/2106525721_b621e4efee_o.png
Smoking is injurious to your health *farm3.static.flickr.com/2398/2106524157_30cf0a1928_o.png

hey, so wonderful of u all..................keep dem comin' letz call it the 'Quotes thread'.......thesse will be useful for orkut names also

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What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair, Touch your lips, to hold you near, When you say your prayers, try to understand
I've made mistakes, I'm just a man - Bon Jovi_Always

Those three words, I said too much, They're not enough
All that I am, All that I ever was
Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see. - Snow Patrol_Chasing Cars

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing, Watch you smile while you are sleeping, While you're far away dreaming, I could spend my life in this sweet surrender, I could stay lost in this moment forever, Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure. - Aerosmith_Don't Wanna Miss A Thing

I'm too stupid to remember the quotes, but sober enough to remember the songs

praka123 said:
Alcoholism is injurious to your health *farm3.static.flickr.com/2192/2106525721_b621e4efee_o.png
Smoking is injurious to your health *farm3.static.flickr.com/2398/2106524157_30cf0a1928_o.png

Praka dude! What happened! You disappoint me. I was hoping for a deadly one on DRM of something

I play russian roulette everyday, with a bullet called life. yah a bullet called life

- system of a down from "Sugar"

G

Some Funny Computer Quotes from Internet

"If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"

"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."

"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."

"unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep" - my daily unix command list

"... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs." - Robert Firth

"If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise."

"The more I C, the less I see."

"To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password."

"After Perl everything else is just assembly language."

"If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough."

"Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code."

"Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are."

"COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods."

“Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” — Michael Sinz

"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - This is not humorous by itself; but in the context it's a classic by Bill Gates in 1981

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

"Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer." - Erik Naggum

"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell."

"SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it."

"Windows95: It's like upgrading from Reagan to Bush.

"People say Microsoft paid 14M$ for using the Rolling Stones song 'Start me up' in their commercials. This is wrong. Microsoft payed 14M$ only for a part of the song. For instance, they didn't use the line 'You'll make a grown man cry'."

"I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly"

"A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light"

"The best accelerator available for a Mac is one that causes it to go at 9.81 m/s2."

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila"

"1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d"

"To go forward, you must backup."

"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code"

"A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting."

"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

"Better to be a geek than an idiot."

"Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something."

"Geek's favorite pickup line: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform? "

"Be nice to geeks when you're in school, you might end-up working for one when you grow-up."

"Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail."

"Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades."

"The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back."

"It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages."

"The box said 'Required Windows 95 or better'. So, I installed LINUX."

"Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows."

"once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'.
While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
" 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
quoth the server, 404."

"Mac users swear by their Mac,
PC users swear at their PC."

"Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error."

"Dating a girl is just like writing software. Everything's going to work just fine in the testing lab (dating), but as soon as you have contract with a customer (marriage), then your program (life) is going to be facing new situations you never expected. You'll be forced to patch the code (admit you're wrong) and then the code (wife) will just end up all bloated and unmaintainable in the end."

"Real men don't use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies." - Linus Torvalds

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary."

"If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime."

"It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa."

"I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'."

"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from."

"The term reboot comes from the middle age (before computers). Horses who stopped in mid-stride required a boot to the rear to start again. Thus the term to rear-boot, later abbreviated into reboot."

"Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code."

"The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones."

"Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you."

T159 said:
Insanity is your deadliest weapon
-The Suffering

+1 to this quote.

"Not afraid of crying, sorrow and foe
Not afraid of falling down below
To the night, recklessly we fly
Like living dead we will never die"
--> From a song by Children of Bodom called Needled 24/7

"Say one more word, I double dare you
Its my world, you are in it, it will take you down in a minute
You can alter your look, diversify your hate
But the truth is like, a b1tch slap on your face"
---> Children of Bodom... the song is In Your Face

"The best fiction book in the world is 'THE' Holy Bible..."
--->Emperor Magus Caligula of Dark Funeral

Some quotes on Windows Vista from the Uncyclopedia website.

"... more bugs than a Chinese restaurant."
- Captain Obvious

"Even the bugs have bugs"
- Captain Obvious

"If you play the Windows Vista CD backwards, it plays a satanic message."
- Satan

"It plays a satanic message? That's nothing! If you play it forwards it installs Windows."
- Steve Jobs.

:lol:

"Hellou Hellou" - Scientist Sakharov in Stalker SoC, its the best bug ever in game

T

"To study and not think is a wast; to think and not study is dangerous"
"Knowing it is not as good as loving it, loving it is not as good as delighting it"
-confucius

krazzy said:
Some quotes on Windows Vista from the Uncyclopedia website.

"... more bugs than a Chinese restaurant."
- Captain Obvious

"Even the bugs have bugs"
- Captain Obvious

"If you play the Windows Vista CD backwards, it plays a satanic message."
- Satan

"It plays a satanic message? That's nothing! If you play it forwards it installs Windows."
- Steve Jobs.

"If you play the Apple Mac OSX CD backwards, it plays a satanic message."
- Satan

"It plays a satanic message? That's nothing! If you play it forwards it installs Mac OSX."
- iMav

Faith is under the left n!pple.
- Martin Luther King