Rakhi ka Swayamwar :D

no no i'm no fan of that shite show.

Came across a couple of pics on twitter and wanted to share them over here..

*i29.tinypic.com/i55ehk.jpg

*i31.tinypic.com/15chils.jpg

ROFL

^Beta yahi sab gande gande cheeze sochta rahta hai

e-slp on your face

*img22.imageshack.us/img22/7434/25957.gif (to the show)

LOL Bullet. But I love the drama created there.

Ieelesh(Toronto) and Manmohan(Rishikesh) were the top two contenders but now after that head breaking drama by Manmohan Ieelesh is the only winner left.

Rakhi: If there could be more winners?????????????

omfg i watched this show something around 5 days back and it was omfg...omfg i can take it...tv band karke bhag gaya...just thinking how toofan manages it.....rakhi and beautiful lol...if anyone want to see the extent of beautifulness then just see Priyanka Chopra ... oh mera dil

A bunch of despos

The crappiest show on Earth.

...Indian Television's finest hour. :lol:

*greatbong.net/2009/07/02/indian-televisions-finest-hour/

Bunch of desperate guys...

@red_devil

Very funny ROTFL

^

found another one.

*i28.tinypic.com/9rkhg8.jpg

thewisecrab said:
A bunch of despos

+1

S

I was flippin' though channels last night looking for something to watch and come across this show. Watched it for 5 minutes to see what it is all about. Freakin' hell! This show will make some of us puke on our TV sets!
How do the producers expect people to watch all this bull$hit?

^ watch till you puke

// btw, anyone who watches it/follows it religiously? {other than toofan}

How do the producers expect people to watch all this bull$hit?

There will be easily more than 1 MB of people who watch this. That is enough for the producers and more than enough for Raakhi.

Do you have any idea what is the name of next program? it's Raakhi ka swayamwar II (For F!rst Night)..

Can't this women marriage any of the small heroes or a business man like all other heroins do? She thinks herself that she's jr.Aishwarya.

Krazzy Warrior said:
if anyone want to see the extent of beautifulness then just see Priyanka Chopra ... oh mera dil

Priyanka Chopra is beautiful ??! :shock:

vamsikrishna919 said:
There will be easily more than 1 MB of people who watch this. That is enough for the producers and more than enough for Raakhi.

Will 1 DVD be enough for them or should I bring 2? :lol:

vamsikrishna919 said:
There will be easily more than 1 MB of people who watch this.

New unit to measure population eh???!!!

vamsikrishna919 said:
There will be easily more than 1 MB of people who watch this. That is enough for the producers and more than enough for Raakhi.

New unit of measurement.. ROFL..

vamsikrishna919 said:
Do you have any idea what is the name of next program? it's Raakhi ka swayamwar II (For F!rst Night)..

Do they telecast the First Night Live? Wait, goddamn, who is going to watch that with enuff guts?

vamsikrishna919 said:
Can't this women marriage any of the small heroes or a business man like all other heroins do? She thinks herself that she's jr.Aishwarya.

Well said bro.She is not even closer and so she decided to marry a freak. Coz heroes or businessman don't give a damn about her. Just for rough use....

LOL@vamsi's post
:lol:

to all the persons who laughed at me when i said 1mb of people---

Learn to use technical terms yaar, If 1k=1000 then 1mb=100000

now don't say 'lolwut'

Disc_Junkie said:
Priyanka Chopra is beautiful ??!

ismai shock hone ka kya hai re? she is indeed beautiful.

@vamsi
lolwut :lol:

vamsikrishna919 said:
to all the persons who laughed at me when i said 1mb of people---

Learn to use technical terms yaar, If 1k=1000 then 1mb=100000

now don't say 'lolwut'

lolwut? So where does the 'b' come from?

:lol:

vamsi, just admit your error and stop pwning yourself. :lol:

Kl@w-24 said:
vamsi, just admit your error and stop pwning yourself.

+1

only a big LOL

S

Stop pwning Vamsi and start pwning Rakhi

Yeah. just who the hell watches Indian TV shows.. another crappy show called Sach Ka Saamna may soon get axed.. a debate was held in Rajya Sabha about explicit language used on that show..

Torrent zindbaad yaar.. enjoy The Big Bang Theory, Heroes, Prison Break etc.. Star World Rocks!!

people use 'k' to shorten the word KB. I'm in a good mood to type. So, i didn't ate any thing.

BTW, why you guys are PWNing me...? :razz:

vamsi is on a typo spree these days. :lol:

Surely a nominee for NOTW. :lol:

Vamsi's title said:
Saving moeny for HD5850

My mom watches that show.. lol! BTW, those two pics are awesome :lol:

vamsikrishna919 said:
people use 'k' to shorten the word KB. I'm in a good mood to type. So, i didn't ate any thing.

BTW, why you guys are PWNing me...?

Take a Break, my friend.

vamsi, STOP. Take a deep breath, stretch your arms, crack your knuckles, sit down and think deeply... "Am I in a condition to type?". If your conscience answers NO, then close the browser window, shut down your computer and take a stroll outside.

Okay, so all of that was copied from a "Don't drink and drive" message, but hell, it fits the situation!!!

May be time to download typing master 7 Pro...

*gigasmilies.googlepages.com/24.gifat vamsi

vamsikrishna919 said:
May be time to download typing master 7 Pro...

Err, no... Time to use a spell-checker.

actually I'm on opera 10. Which has spell checker...!

^ Eureka moment!!

Kl@w-24 said:
^ Eureka moment!!

never watched the show...

Dont just blame Saawant for this crap. Its the producers/directors/cheapos who are behind this crap. Auroton ke liye kahaa jaata hai, " Agar naak na ho toh kachra kha le".

^ made a reasonable point.

Yes, after reading rahim, i'm getting an idea that there would be chances that rakhi is just a puppet.

S

I hereby declare Vamsi officially pwned by forum members

i hear by officially announcing that I will kick sunny's sorry @ss. :))

Yeh thread to Rakhi ka Swayamwar se Vamsi ka SwayamPWNage ban raha hai
:lol:

Liverpool_fan said:
Yeh thread to Rakhi ka Swayamwar se Vamsi ka SwayamPWNage ban raha hai

Liverpool_fan said:
Yeh thread to Rakhi ka Swayamwar se Vamsi ka SwayamPWNage ban raha hai

LOL
+1

Vamsi, take a break. Enough for today.

Kl@w-24 said:

*vamsi hides himslelf from the members*

vamsikrishna919 said:
*vamsi hides himslelf from the members*

Goodness gracious me!!! :lol:

It will be nice to see people joking on you. It means you tend to give them a good time.

S

Vamsi apna mansik santulan kho chuke hain aur kabhi bhi F-word ki baarish ho sakti hai. Grab you umbrellas people

^ why did i say F-words. Without a reason.

jaao, accha baccha. Jaakar dood peekar so jaao. Tumaha age F-word keliye bahut kam hai.Even if i use it, i may use it on the people who are old enough.

ok. enough for today.

damn power cut. Will continue tomorruw...

Bye.

Sunny, i said those words just for fun.. don't take seriously..you are indeed a good boy..

bye

hahaha niaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :lol:

seriously this is the reason NOTW should be restarted

(no offence vamsi

)

@ Pool_fan's post:

Yeh thread to Rakhi ka Swayamwar se Vamsi ka SwayamPWNage ban raha hai

lol. SwayamPWNage? That's a new one. And anyone have templates for the pics?

Liverpool_fan said:
Yeh thread to Rakhi ka Swayamwar se Vamsi ka SwayamPWNage ban raha hai

LOL couldn't control laughing

ROTFL

This thread is one of the best in chit chat. Very funny with the comments and replies

After Rohan's "pregnant" thread this comes second position.

Lmao

rhitwick said:
After Rohan's "pregnant" thread this comes second position.

[Offtopic] Which is that thread ? [/Offtopic]

Vamsi bhiya don't take it so seriously. Hota hai life mein aisa bhi.

(LoL)

Oh yeah, forgot the disclaimer: vamsi, I am a bird of prey. Yesterday you were my victim. Today it might be someone else, and tomorrow it could be some other poor bloke. Don't take it personally.

I did it for the lulz.

I never took any thing on this forum personal(except my miserable thing). No problem, after all people are having fun to see me being pwned. :smile:

BTW, better watch your self, "Vulture which has eaten hundred buffaloes has fallen to one cyclone" be careful of that cyclone. :wink:

OMG this is the hint of a starting of a br00tulz fight

^and we will be the audience. Free mein entertainment

psychosocial, rahim... Don't put ghee in fire..

BTW, i never felt bad to be PWNed. if he wants let him.

No offense vamsi. Was just joking around. :razz:

Just in case you felt offended.

S

vamsikrishna919 said:
^ why did i say F-words. Without a reason.

jaao, accha baccha. Jaakar dood peekar so jaao. Tumaha age F-word keliye bahut kam hai.Even if i use it, i may use it on the people who are old enough.

vamsikrishna919 said:
damn power cut. Will continue tomorruw...

Bye.

Sunny, i said those words just for fun.. don't take seriously..you are indeed a good boy..

bye

No probs, online life is not to be taken seriously. Chill!
BTW your Hindi is horrible!

i think your knowledge in Telugu is absolutely zero..

take it as lighter note... :smile:

vamsikrishna919 said:
i think your knowledge in Telugu is absolutely zero..

take it as lighter note...

Lol....u r still angry...

Chill.....it happens with everybody ;-)

vamsikrishna919 said:
psychosocial, rahim... Don't put ghee in fire..

BTW, i never felt bad to be PWNed. if he wants let him.

I can see you chasing Kl@w with a stick or a bat

If you want to know his hiding place, PM me

^

Sunny1211993 said:
BTW your Hindi is horrible!

Hindi is a n00bish language tbh.

ico said:
Hindi is a n00bish language tbh.

That would be Hinglish. :lol:

S

Languages are noobish? Never knew....

@Vamsi Why am I supposed to know Telugu?

Hindi pwnz! 8)

Sunny1211993 said:
@Vamsi Why am I supposed to know Telugu?

He had a fair point.

Hindi isn't his language and he still speaks it well for communication IMO.

You can't criticize him for not speaking Hindi well.

S

I wasn't criticizing him.... I think people here get offended very easily...

Are yaar urban terror ke server par bula lo wahin spawn killing kar lena. yahen kyou maar rahe ho bhai ko.

Sunny,

Hindi is not my mother tongue. Yet i am trying to speak it. i know broken bits of tamil, kannada too. What i am saying is that i can't speak hindi as fluently and flawlessly like you.the way you can't speak Telugu fluently like me. Every dog has it's own tail :razz:

toofan said:
Are yaar urban terror ke server par bula lo wahin spawn killing kar lena. yahen kyou maar rahe ho bhai ki.

EDITED

^ what edited.

a_rahim said:
EDITED

rofl

toofan said:
^ what edited.

Kuch nahi. :razz:

Poor guy (vamsikrishna919), seems not a good week for him !!!

On a brighter, he got his gal. :lol:

Is it me or the cousin girl thread is deleted?

I'm too missing the thread..

but no problem,

the girl is now frying the ps2 and says the game is awesome than that of pc...

and the i'll kid is addicted to paranoid...

i'm addicted to TDF..

life became normal again ..

:smile:

^It's good to see that your life has become normal again

...but I will miss the thread

. I wonder who has deleted it!!

^ some admin would have deleted it. i think mods can only lock the thread.

I don't miss that thread. sh!t, it's full of my griefs and busting

^ Whatever it may be but it was the thread of the year!

Congo Vamsi anna

^It's good to see that your life has become normal again ...but I will miss the thread . I wonder who has deleted it!!

And why that thread got deleted.

S

@Vamsi I bet your PS2 won't last more than a week if she plays like she did on your PC.

H

*pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/12/633777295777221125-incest.jpg

Wanted to post in THAT thread. :lol:

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Krazzy Warrior said:
omfg i watched this show something around 5 days back and it was omfg...omfg i can take it...tv band karke bhag gaya...just thinking how toofan manages it.....rakhi and beautiful lol...if anyone want to see the extent of beautifulness then just see Priyanka Chopra ... oh mera dil

Priyanka??
I thought it was Deepika !!
Or a S. Gautam :twisted:

A

ico said:
Hindi is a n00bish language tbh.

Is this because i got higher marks than you in Hindi?

S

Aspire said:
Is this because i got higher marks than you in Hindi?

Why do you always act so childishly? I've seen a lot from you. Quoting full big post for just a smiley and other noobish stuff.
And yeah, Hindi was optional for him and a main subject for you. He just had to pass in Hindi. I hope this makes things clear.

@Sunny

Dont take his word seriously. Coz as u said, he acts like a kid, we just leave him.

@Aspire

Take it on lighter side.

Please dont discuss about the cousin thread matter. Or else Mods will close this thread also. Then there will be no place to discuss about the beauty

grin:. Hope i have a lot of humor) Rakhi.. :evil:

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Sunny1211993 said:
Why do you always act so childishly? I've seen a lot from you. Quoting full big post for just a smiley and other noobish stuff.
And yeah, Hindi was optional for him and a main subject for you. He just had to pass in Hindi. I hope this makes things clear.

It was just a fun fact? Adds a bit of Interest?
BTW why do you guys get so hyper over a simple post??

It's not like I have given him a bunch of galis to him in French which he wouldnt understand! :-D

@Aspire

Dont start a fight again....

S

@Aspire May God bless you

.......I'm outta this.

A

I'm not Fighting He is :-D

A

Peace?

Aspire said:
I'm not Fighting He is

That's why he called you as a kid....

I am also outta this...

niaaaaaaaa

rakhi sawant suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

^Eureka Moment?

S

Apple Juice said:
rakhi sawant suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

That's no discovery. We all know that.

sunny, Actually she ain't that bad. she definitely has some looks and moves. But the problem is she over estimates herself. that's the only problem with her....

vamsikrishna919 said:
sunny, Actually she ain't that bad. she definitely has some looks and moves. But the problem is she over estimates herself. that's the only problem with her....

omggggggg......u think rakhi sawant has looks & moves....lolunoooooooooob 8)

vamsikrishna919 said:
sunny, Actually she ain't that bad. she definitely has some looks and moves. But the problem is she over estimates herself. that's the only problem with her....

She looks like a <BLEEEP>.

vamsikrishna919 said:
sunny, Actually she ain't that bad. she definitely has some looks and moves. But the problem is she over estimates herself. that's the only problem with her....

She looks like a *****.

Sorry but she really looks like that. :-|

vamsikrishna919 said:
sunny, Actually she ain't that bad. she definitely has some looks and moves. But the problem is she over estimates herself. that's the only problem with her....

Finally a Rakhi fan.... :grin:

Vamsi, even she need to look cute to over-estimate herself. She doesn't even come closer. She is nothing but a piece of crap or B****.

@Liverpool_fan

Well said bro.

S

wayne rooneys unshaven arse luks better than rakhi swant.

Strika said:
wayne rooneys unshaven arse luks better than rakhi swant.

LOL, do you think that the girl who has been in quite a few movies doesn't have any looks. The girls with decent looks and who are ready to expose their bare body and utmost s3xappeal are being denied these days. Do you think that making thier way to the bollywood is that easy? I don't think so..

Strika said:
wayne rooneys unshaven arse luks better than rakhi swant.

lol

@Vamsi

That's a different story. There are so many ways to get into the film industry. And she don't have any s3x appeal at all.

Strika said:
wayne rooneys unshaven arse luks better than rakhi swant.

:roll:

vamsikrishna919 said:
LOL, do you think that the girl who has been in quite a few movies doesn't have any looks. The girls with decent looks and who are ready to expose their bare body and utmost s3xappeal are being denied these days. Do you think that making thier way to the bollywood is that easy? I don't think so..

Err... What?

You're going in an altogether different direction!! We're just saying that she looks like a <BLEEEP>. If you don't think so, no problem!!

*www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/GTFO/2/gtfo~0.jpg

vamsikrishna919 said:
LOL, do you think that the girl who has been in quite a few movies doesn't have any looks. The girls with decent looks and who are ready to expose their bare body and utmost s3xappeal are being denied these days. Do you think that making thier way to the bollywood is that easy? I don't think so..

If you have the money and are willing to do umm... stuff... :grin:

Liverpool_fan said:
If you have the money and are willing to do umm... stuff...

ROFLMAO.... :twisted:

You came up with a valid point all the time... :-|

why bother spoiling our relations for an unknown girl who wasn't there for my bad time.

dudes, what ever you say is right. Rakhi is a _______(fill what ever you want)

OFF FROM THE DEBATE.

vamsikrishna919 said:
why bother spoiling our relations for an unknown girl who wasn't there for my bad time.

dudes, what ever you say is right. Rakhi is a Sawant(fill what ever you want)

OFF FROM THE DEBATE.

vamsi, come on yaar chill!

She is not going to marry any of the contestants anyway.

vamsikrishna919 said:
why bother spoiling our relations for an unknown girl who wasn't there for my bad time.

dudes, what ever you say is right. Rakhi is a _______(fill what ever you want)

OFF FROM THE DEBATE.

Vamsi bro. That's all for fun. Hope you didn't take anything seriously.

We all wonder coz you admire Rakhi, who is not even worth it. That's why we all protest

-D) against you...Sorry, against Rakhi..!!

The point is:
Will She BREAK Britney Spears "record'? :lol:

Kl@w-24 said:
vamsi, come on yaar chill!

She is not going to marry any of the contestants anyway.

How do you know anyway? Is she already engaged with some one named as Kl@w24?

rajkumar_pb said:
How do you know anyway? Is she already engaged with some one named as Kl@w24?

Kyun bechare Kl@w ki zindagi kharab kar rahen ho... :grin:

Isko to Megan Fox aur Katrina Kaif chahiye.. :))

meganx phox is overratd...cheap copy of angleina jolie

rajkumar_pb said:
Is she already engaged with some one named as Kl@w24?

AAAAAAAARRRGH!!!! I can't even see that in my worst nightmares!!!!!

Wait and watch, she will reject all of them because of one reason or another. The show is just a publicity stunt and a money-spinning exercise.

Kl@w-24 said:
Wait and watch, she will reject all of them because of one reason or another. The show is just a publicity stunt and a money-spinning exercise.

She will marry a n00b but the point is..

Liverpool_fan said:
The point is:
Will She BREAK Britney Spears "record'?

what i meant to say is we are pwning the girl with out knowing anyting but barely by a program. Actually i didn't liked the idea when i saw the promos of the show. It's some what over done. I didn't like raakhi when i heard in a local news paper that, she use to discuss about her br@ size and her comforts about the br@ with even the ligtman. I felt sorry for her in the Nana Patekar issue.

But, this much pwning is toooo much. I think kasab or osama needs this much

^ ^ ^
Dude (in Krazzy's Words

) three "alphabets" - Just for lolz... :lol:

Apple Juice said:
meganx phox is overratd...cheap copy of angleina jolie

awwwww.....

Liverpool_fan said:
The point is:
Will She BREAK Britney Spears "record'?

If there's one person who can break it, it's her! :lol:

don't laugh at me.. Just found this..

check it out

Liverpool_fan said:
She looks like a *****. Sorry but she really looks like that.

OMG LMAO!

S

The people who watch this thread should not be called humans! How can I human withstand so much mental torture?

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vamsikrishna919 said:
LOL, do you think that the girl who has been in quite a few movies doesn't have any looks. The girls with decent looks and who are ready to expose their bare body and utmost s3xappeal are being denied these days. Do you think that making thier way to the bollywood is that easy? I don't think so..

She's nothing but a b**** who survives in the bollywood due to item songs

A

rajkumar_pb said:
How do you know anyway? Is she already engaged with some one named as Kl@w24?

Maybe yes

Mujhe tumari pasand par taras aata hai

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Sunny1211993 said:
The people who watch this thread should not be called humans! How can I human withstand so much mental torture?

You're addicted to this Thread!
Admit it!
You have 4th Highest Posts here!!!
:shocked:

Aspire said:
Maybe yes
Mujhe tumari pasand par taras aata hai

Kl@w-24 said:
AAAAAAAARRRGH!!!! I can't even see that in my worst nightmares!!!!!

vamsikrishna919 said:
dudes, what ever you say is right. Rakhi is a _______(fill what ever you want)

BTW kitna marks ke yeh question hai?

^ your marks are ______(fill what ever you want)

vamsikrishna919 said:
why bother spoiling our relations for an unknown girl who wasn't there for my bad time.

dudes, what ever you say is right. Rakhi is a _______(fill what ever you want)

OFF FROM THE DEBATE.

lemme me fill the blank. Rakhi is a dhaaga which is tied by a sister on a brother's hand during Rakhi Bandhan.

^^ IMO, She isn't worth for this.

Even though she is going to marry someone, what the TV channels do next? Are they going to live telecast her First Night?

Rakhi sux........8)

rajkumar_pb said:
^^ IMO, She isn't worth for this.

Even though she is going to marry someone, what the TV channels do next? Are they going to live telecast her First Night?

Rakhi sux........8)

Poor man's Paris Hilton
:lol:

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First Night?
She might have had her first night ages ago!
:???:

You're Mistaken

S

but if it comes on tv then i can see that show

Aspire said:
First Night?
She must have had her first night ages ago!

You're Mistaken

It will nice of you if you have typed "might have" instead of "must have".

vamsikrishna919 said:
It will nice of you if you have typed "might have" instead of "must have".

Agreed.

Guys, I guess we going a bit overboard about Rakhi here. At least given her the minimal respect that she deserves being an woman.

Aspire said:
First Night?
She must have had her first night ages ago!

You're Mistaken

I told about the "Official First Night".....

guys, enough pwning let alone the poor girl.

now, let us stop these things before admin pwns one of us if not many. Ha! and this thread too...

vamsikrishna919 said:
guys, enough pwning let alone the poor girl.

now, let us stop these things before admin pwns one of us if not many. Ha! and this thread too...

Okay. I'll stop posting this thread and un-Subscribe this thread. Enough...

S

Vamsi, you should have participated in the show..

vamsi said:
guys, enough pwning let alone the poor girl.

now, let us stop these things before admin pwns one of us if not many. Ha! and this thread too...

I thought you were the one who was getting pwned

//yet to read through pages 2-6 of the thread.

Manas/iliash gonna be the groom.. hmm iliash will

Rakhi will pwn them

A

India News Today
"Rakhi ki dusri Shadi"
"Rakhi already married"
"Rakhi ka doosra vivah"
"Rakhi ......"
Whatever
:lol:

She had a bf named Abhishek,isnt it?

Rakhi selected Ilesh

^
*ibnlive.in.com/news/reel-to-real-rakhi-chooses-her-life-partner-on-tv/98428-8.html

I thought she was not going to select anybody and the winner will walk away with a big cash booty.

B

hahahahaha

Aspire said:
India News Today
"Rakhi ki dusri Shadi"
"Rakhi already married"
"Rakhi ka doosra vivah"
"Rakhi ......"
Whatever

Don't say anything about my India Tv... just visit..*stupidindiatv.blogspot.com/
I think india tv is the funniest channel ever made, giving its users 24X7 comedy shows.

6x6 said:
Rakhi selected Ilesh

Bachee mein antaryami hu :lol:

see down(i said previously) VV

Krazzy Warrior said:
hmm iliesh will

lool

^Yeah, India TV is crazy, and the worst part is no matter how much your mind rejects it, you just cannot stop watching. Four days ago or so they were showing an Interview/Press Con of Raakhi Sawant's mother crying in front of the camera, just outside the engagement function. And Her brother is winking at a friend while his mom is crying, and the camera catches that too. It's like one large nautanki family.

^ just visit here *stupidindiatv.blogspot.com/... and prepare to die loling..

Manas's Father said,"Manas yaha tak swambar ke final tak pahuch gaya..ye Life Time Achievement Award ki tarah hai".. heh