Share your adventures from your school Life

Topic self explanatory, Ill start
This is pretty funny so here goes, mods pls report if innappropriate
When I was in 12th, some of the back benchers (no I wasnt one) had started watching Pron in class.. One of them was watching pron in our English period.. He was so aroused that his duck wouldnt go down at all.. Now, our English teacher was really really strict.. She asked the guy to stand up and answer a question.. When the guy heard her call, he jumped up so fast, he hit his duck in the underside of the bench and started howling in pain.. The rest of us saw what happened and laughed our ASS off.. Then the teacher started asking.. Hey what happened? why are u laughing, tell me also..

It was one of the funniest moments in my school life

Share some more stories, lets get this thread going

When in Biology Paper , I drew an erect ***** , and got 4 marks deducted out of 5. When asked why , she said it's not how a ***** is.
I was like , *_* ( wut???!!!) , and my friends were laughing their a** off.
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We were in music class , when our teacher asked us to play a song for our music rehearsal. We didn't had that song at that moment , so one of us asked our music instructor to download the song from internet.
In those days , there was a website that was very popular for downloading music ( S*ngs.pk ) . Unfortunately our instructor used his common sense too much , and postfixed ".com" after the website name that this kid said in the room.

Guess , what ??!!!! , Bang !!! P0r*o videos and pictures came up on the projector screen.!!! Along with loads of background pop-ups.! It was damn hilarious , and the first thing instructor did was to pull the Power Cord.!!!! :rofl:

Pressing Ctrl + Enter after typing s*ngs.pk happened with one of my friend too.

The only difference was that the friend was a colleague. And that colleague was a she. Well, I just told to close it before anyone else saw it, while she was in utter confusion about what just happened.

We never talked about it ever after that. >_>

Although I can write very long posts about this, I'll try to summarize it. The first one that comes in my mind is this:
There was no teacher in the classroom and everyone was talking loudly. I was trying to call a friend who was sitting on the next bench. He was talking to someone in the opposite direction. I called his name several times("Daru", as we call him

) and when he did not hear, I landed a punch on his back. At almost same time, principal entered the classroom, but "Daru" did not notice. He turned around and shouted at top of his voice, "Kya hai be?!". At first I thought the principal saw me punching him but she hadn't and had only heard Daru shouting. He got ~10 minutes lecture on how minding our language is important, while we all were giggling at the situation.

that songs.pk incident happened once in our class when were just surfing the internet & decided to check out new songs. The whole class went into a frenzy mode after what appeared on the projector screen.

One other incident that is very memorable to me : in 10th std, we decided to play a prank on everyone by bursting a fart bomb during english period.
we decided on bringing 2 fart bomb packets. Just after the teacher entered the class, we took out the packets out from the bags, gave it a nice hard press ( to initialize the bombs

) & threw it under the tables of girls side.

Funnily, that fart bomb packet was one of the strongest ones we ever encountered & it was so terribly pungent that our classes were suspended that day & we were out in the playground playing cricket.

& the guy who had this gr8 idea & bought the packets to school did get a scolding & a slap from the VP.

another incident in 12th :
We also had various students who used to blast those "Sutli bombs" in toilets by tying a agarbatti to the timer of the bomb. Since we all knew that the bomb was in that particular toilet, we all avoided that particular toilet that day & used other toilets. Imagine a person's shock who was using the toilet & suddenly the bomb went off..

Though this incident seemed funny at that time, i ,now wonder, whether it was dangerous or not.. :O

school life....

Vyom said:
Pressing Ctrl + Enter after typing s*ngs.pk happened with one of my friend too.

The only difference was that the friend was a colleague. And that colleague was a she. Well, I just told to close it before anyone else saw it, while she was in utter confusion about what just happened.

We never talked about it ever after that. >_>

rofl , hilarious.

Our Maths teacher had this habit of closing the doors shut at the start of class sessions. And the doors were split doors, not single door.

Once, one of our classmate drew W X Y (vertical fashion). And teacher closed the door with a surprise. Never again.

ashs1 said:
another incident in 12th :
We also had various students who used to blast those "Sutli bombs" in toilets by tying a agarbatti to the timer of the bomb. Since we all knew that the bomb was in that particular toilet, we all avoided that particular toilet that day & used other toilets. Imagine a person's shock who was using the toilet & suddenly the bomb went off..
Though this incident seemed funny at that time, i ,now wonder, whether it was dangerous or not.. :O

I've always been against this. A student of 1st or 2nd grade got his leg injured because my senior blasted a bomb in the dustbin. The dustbin broke and plastic went into his leg. I do not call this anything else but intense stupidity. :banghead:

Another such incident which disturbs me is that some of the miscreants of my class had sprayed pepper spray once. The throat, eyes, everything was burning! :banghead:

Of course people in parliament don't behave, we don't teach them to behave in the school itself!

When I was in class 10, our computer teacher was incredibly bad at English.. Conversations with him was soooooo hillarious.. An example :
During our prayers, we were all standing in a line.. One day our principal passed right infront of us.. The teacher standing infront of us said " Dont Talk, Principal Sir has passed away".. :lol:

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Here are some more :
1) Give me a red pen of any colour
2) I have 2 daughters but both are girls
3) Principal sir is underground (He meant he was on the groundfloor)
4) Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in
:lol:

Continuation of what my female PT teacher says:

5) Rotate the field 2 times.
6) He talk, I talk, why you middle talk?
7) WHAT-HAI-POR-NED!!!???(what happened?)

Continuation What my eco teacher says
8)Where is my Assigment book of yours
9)You think I just GETUPPING and coming to college
10)VISA VERSA

Continuation of what my college prof. once said.

11) Face your wash
12) It will be in the centre of periphery.
13) Both of you three get out.

if these are adventures then school life would have been pretty boring..

snap said:
if these are adventures then school life would have been pretty boring..

Was your school life an action movie ? :???:

if these are adventures then mine as well be an action movie :lol:

OP said adventures rather than 'post fail english of teachers'

snap said:
if these are adventures then mine as well be an action movie

OP said adventures rather than 'post fail english of teachers'

Then post some ... :-D

does anyone else feel that u gel with, feel comfortable with and generally enjoy much more with school friends than coll friends?, most of my coll friends have drifted away, but whenever i meet a school friend, even if he might not have been that close, i immediately bond and we have a gala time discussimg the craziness of the past

Does anyone here have any experience of being in the school council of students, you know prefects and stuff??

S

didnt get the s*ngs.pk . it is a site for downloading songs.

Reg. adventures , the stuff that happens in my school is hilarious. the incident in the 1st post has occured a lot. there are plenty of g*y boys and the stuff they do in the last bench :yuck:

. They also do it to plenty of other innocent boys who get addicted to such stuff. when going for school trips it becomes worse as they stay together in one room and if u enter accidentally u are scarred for life!

Shiva

^i don't see how gay activities are hilarious....

shivakanth.sujit said:
didnt get the s*ngs.pk . it is a site for downloading songs.

Reg. adventures , the stuff that happens in my school is hilarious. the incident in the 1st post has occured a lot. there are plenty of g*y boys and the stuff they do in the last bench . They also do it to plenty of other innocent boys who get addicted to such stuff. when going for school trips it becomes worse as they stay together in one room and if u enter accidentally u are scarred for life!

Shiva

:O Have you experienced it??

shivakanth.sujit said:
didnt get the s*ngs.pk . it is a site for downloading songs.

Reg. adventures , the stuff that happens in my school is hilarious. the incident in the 1st post has occured a lot. there are plenty of g*y boys and the stuff they do in the last bench . They also do it to plenty of other innocent boys who get addicted to such stuff. when going for school trips it becomes worse as they stay together in one room and if u enter accidentally u are scarred for life!

Shiva

now this is something :lol:

got a really relevant pic but it contains nsfw text

seamon said:
Does anyone here have any experience of being in the school council of students, you know prefects and stuff??

I was one of them. being summoned by the principal every 3rd day was too irritating.

shivakanth.sujit said:
didnt get the s*ngs.pk . it is a site for downloading songs.

Back in those days , couple of years back when I was in school. The "*www.song$.pk.com" website was for pr0no movies. And "*www.song$.pk" was for downloading songs.

^it still is for those movies.

This one is a sad incident. Me and my friends used to play football with bricks when we were in standard X. One day we decided to play it even during sports period, and one of the bricks I tossed just missed the lady PTI's head, she didn't scold much but as we suspected she was on lookout for those playing this during recess. On that day, we just sat near a big tree at one of the corners on the ground; I was standing and had a brick, placed it on my foot and tried tossing it a little, it unfortunately went too high and landed right on the head of a friend who was quite feeble back then. His injury required 12 stitches, I somehow was spared as he decided not to tell anyone. I still feel too bad about it.

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Nerevarine said:
When I was in class 10, our computer teacher was incredibly bad at English.. Conversations with him was soooooo hillarious.. An example :
During our prayers, we were all standing in a line.. One day our principal passed right infront of us.. The teacher standing infront of us said " Dont Talk, Principal Sir has passed away"..

I had one such in last semester - "When complete test, you can check me".

RazorbladeXtreme said:
This one is a sad incident. Me and my friends used to play football with bricks when we were in standard X. One day we decided to play it even during sports period, and one of the bricks I tossed just missed the lady PTI's head, she didn't scold much but as we suspected she was on lookout for those playing this during recess. On that day, we just sat near a big tree at one of the corners on the ground; I was standing and had a brick, placed it on my foot and tried tossing it a little, it unfortunately went too high and landed right on the head of a friend who was quite feeble back then. His injury required 12 stitches, I somehow was spared as he decided not to tell anyone. I still feel too bad about it.

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I had one such in last semester - "When complete test, you can check me".

No offense but feels bad for the injured kid... the kids @tdf should take a lesson from this blunder.

S

seamon said:
:O Have you experienced it??

Have heard quite a bit from friends , but thankfully never experienced it myself

Shiva

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Pasapa said:
^i don't see how gay activities are hilarious....

I didn't mean that they were hilarious , they were disgusting. There are incidents that are funny but they can't be mentioned here for certain reasons

Shiva

shivakanth.sujit said:
I didn't mean that they were hilarious , they were disgusting. There are incidents that are funny but they can't be mentioned here for certain reasons

Shiva

is it disgusting because it's gay ?

K

shivakanth.sujit said:
Have heard quite a bit from friends , but thankfully never experienced it myself

Shiva

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I didn't mean that they were hilarious , they were disgusting. There are incidents that are funny but they can't be mentioned here for certain reasons

Shiva

lol, maybe

That is a yes to most people in India.

Nerevarine said:
When I was in class 10, our computer teacher was incredibly bad at English.. Conversations with him was soooooo hillarious.. An example :
During our prayers, we were all standing in a line.. One day our principal passed right infront of us.. The teacher standing infront of us said " Dont Talk, Principal Sir has passed away"..

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Here are some more :
1) Give me a red pen of any colour
2) I have 2 daughters but both are girls
3) Principal sir is underground (He meant he was on the groundfloor)
4) Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in

seamon said:
Continuation of what my female PT teacher says:

5) Rotate the field 2 times.
6) He talk, I talk, why you middle talk?
7) WHAT-HAI-POR-NED!!!???(what happened?)

Too bad I read them in "Terrifying English by school PT teacher" years ago. You missed "Will you hang the calender or I will hang myself!".

shivakanth.sujit said:
Reg. adventures , the stuff that happens in my school is hilarious. the incident in the 1st post has occured a lot. there are plenty of g*y boys and the stuff they do in the last bench . They also do it to plenty of other innocent boys who get addicted to such stuff. when going for school trips it becomes worse as they stay together in one room and if u enter accidentally u are scarred for life!
Shiva

I don't see how that's an adventure.

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Some things i miss doing:
Asking to go to Toilet but spend the time roaming the campus, maybe visit the canteen etc etc
Hiding in the prayer time in some inconspicuous place
Messing with the cameras in the classrooms

I remember getting signature of my class teacher on a piece of paper consenting that I may stay in the classroom during prayer session. Boy did I use that many times ? I was in 11th standard then.

didnt get the s*ngs.pk . it is a site for downloading songs.

Reg. adventures , the stuff that happens in my school is hilarious. the incident in the 1st post has occured a lot. there are plenty of g*y boys and the stuff they do in the last bench . They also do it to plenty of other innocent boys who get addicted to such stuff. when going for school trips it becomes worse as they stay together in one room and if u enter accidentally u are scarred for life!

seamon said:
:O Have you experienced it??

he got addicted

but seriously dude, you should have told the teacher or something...they couldve got expelled for doing such stuff..

Hiding away from marchpast practices to avoid sun and hard work

. I did that the previous year

Nerevarine said:
Some things i miss doing:
Asking to go to Toilet but spend the time roaming the campus, maybe visit the canteen etc etc
Hiding in the prayer time in some inconspicuous place
Messing with the cameras in the classrooms

I miss eating lunchboxes during Hindi lecture - it was easy because the teacher was too short.

One time we were playing volleyball and one of my friends hit the ball a little harder, the ball kept going (rolling on the ground) and broke window of an underground building (don't know what it was made of :/ ), we were summoned to vice principal. He was quite young, when we got there, he asked me - "Tum hi ho na jo peeche baith k tiffin khaate rehte ho", and most of us were like :shock:

, "laate kya ho aisa". I didn't know what to answer but somewhy said "Sir, bhindi ki sabji". :lol:

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On this occasion, many of us were wearing bracelets (friendship bracelets), the PTI collected them and gave them to the Director. I wanted it back and went to director, he asked me why were you wearing it, so I said "Sir Raakhi bhi to baand kar aate hain, aise hi jab bhai baandhta hai to allow kyo nahi hota?", he didn't say a word and jumped to hit me. Both of us were on different sides of table so I managed to dodge easily, but that scene was hilarious and I never got that bracelet back.

"Sir Raakhi bhi to baand kar aate hain, aise hi jab bhai baandhta hai to allow kyo nahi hota?"

The teacher got angry because either they are frustrated with their own profession and want to relieve tension or you spoke in a language too high for them to understand and they didnt know what to do

Nerevarine said:
The teacher got angry because either they are frustrated with their own profession and want to relieve tension or you spoke in a language too high for them to understand and they didnt know what to do

when ever i try to argue with them they just send me out of the class

Today we were taken on campus tour of a university. The lecture hall we were in had mics on all tables for students. Just when the teacher stopped teaching, some sounds came from speakers, "Oye..hello hello mic testing... chal rha h! Gaana chala.." Then he played "Chikni Chameli" song on his mobile and kept it next to the mic. No one knows who that was. :lol:

But this was a perfect example of how we(Indians) misuse anything offered to us.

[Thou shalt not reply to me with a "Indian culture is to blame!"]

S

During my school days in class XI, We always use to play cricket in our class by closing the class door and our Maths teacher had to wait outside the class. :lol:

Even during college our batch was the only one who use to play cricket in the interval. We were so notorious that when we left the college, Sir said "Tumlog se jyaada shaitan batch aaj tak nahi aaya". Once we were in the lab and one of my friends smashed the keyboard into the monitor and when sir asked, he replied "Sir plane uda rahe the crash ho gaya". :rofl: