Sos Help!!! · DIGIT-ARC

hey guys,

this thread might be completely off topic but i seriously need your help. ok here goes.... i have to get a fever which id not that serious but fool proof and should last atleast a day(minimum). i really need to know how...lz help me guys.

hahaha ... bunking from school /college ? i havent tried .. but have heard that if u put an onion in ur armpit for a whole night, u wull surely get a fever .............. check it on ur own risk .......

actually i don't want to give my school exams. so is that the only method?????anything else???

any other opinions???? plz guys...... SOS!

actually i don't want to give my school exams

wtf

yeah!! anyway.........so any other suggestions?

dude, come over to my house. we'll pretend u've been kidnapped and the day ur exams get over, i'll "heroically" save u and return u to ur parents... hows that?

poor boy!!! even for makin excuses people r usin internet

:rolleye:

Oinon in the arm pit is the only way to spoof Fever

, BTW whats the exam you want to bunk?

napster007 said:
actually i don't want to give my school exams

Well, you 'write' exam...

xbonez said:
dude, come over to my house. we'll pretend u've been kidnapped and the day ur exams get over, i'll "heroically" save u and return u to ur parents... hows that?

hey hey..
i'll act as the negotiator!!!

S

you can come over to my place...I'll take the ransom...50-50.
and onion in armpit works only in movies . lol

if u use immersion rod to heat water....put the bucket/vessel down with a loud noise in the bathroom....and say u burnt ur.................huh...ur..leg....

I did that once when i was in school...it works....

pain in the testicles!
just say your testicles are in agonizing pain. No one will want question that.

Or better yet ask a friend to give a kick between your legs

Also try google

Lolz,this guy doesnt want to give his exams and instead of convincing him otherwise , guys here give him suggestions.

Dude,just go give the damn exam,its not like a life-or-death matter or smthin.
You pass---yay,
You fail---so what you get to try again.
Just dont go for gimmicks like the onion n all.

Regards,
ray

chesss said:
pain in the testicles!
just say your testicles are in agonizing pain. No one will want question that.

Or better yet ask a friend to give a kick between your legs

Also try google

lol he better give his exams

you seem to be in 11th/12th

Better start studying and face exams, there is no escape.
Do you copy Comrade..I said do u understand Comrade!!!

thanks for the suggestions guys..... i missed my chemistry exam (class XII).
[MISSION ACCOMPLISHED]

ps- The onions actually work!!!

napster007 said:
thanks for the suggestions guys..... i missed my chemistry exam (class XII).
[MISSION ACCOMPLISHED]

ps- The onions actually work!!!

lucky bastard

^^dude...he just skipped the chem xam. I'm skipping all of them.....muahahaha!!!
btw, we're in the same school

i'll give you the same message that T159 gave to me!!

xbonez said:
^^dude...he just skipped the chem xam. I'm skipping all of them.....muahahaha!!!
btw, we're in the same school

is ruining ur fate a matter of happiness ?

am afraid that soon u will be terrorized by the godzilla of exam
u are already showing withdrawl symptoms,

that "lucky bastard" was a mission in Mafia (u will not understand this if u havent played).

watever..

T

Skipping important exam like 12th grade is totally foolish. You just wasted a entire year of your life.

^^dude, first off, i haven't "wasted an year" becoz it was only half-yearlies. boards are what counts. second, i skipped half yearlies to prepare for SAT II exam which is on 1 dec. this exam will decide my college, half-yearlies will decide sh!t.

this guy $ucks

The question isn't, who'll let me. It is, who'll stop me?