I do not know how this poll is going to help. Its a question based on your personal preference/ interest. I will say SSD x2 because I wouldn't need the other stuff. Depends on your needs and preference. How hard can it be to prioritise your upgrade requirements?
So, it won't.
There you go: Vantec 4+1 SATA II 300 and PATA PCI-E Combo Host Card with RAID
Or,
Syba Combo SATA III (6.0Gbps) + IDE Ports (2+1) PCI-Express RAID 0, 1 Card
This one was posted somewhere: SuperMicro AOC-USAS2-L8i