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The Biggest/silly lie you've ever told...

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vamsi_krishna
vamsi_krishna Original post #1
Jul 2, 2009 at 7:46 AM
Every human would have lied in some stage of his life. Just tell here, what do you think that it is the biggest/silly lie you've ever told...

When it comes to me....
The biggest is...

When my mother asked me "Have you been to you college" i replied yes. But i've been to "Cinema" That day.
jxcess3891
Jul 2, 2009 at 11:18 AM
I'm gay and your english doesn't need to improve.
nvidia
nvidia #4
Jul 2, 2009 at 11:23 AM
^^Lolz
R2K
R2K #6
Jul 2, 2009 at 11:51 AM
i have told a lot of lies.......so can't figure out which one was the silliest
R
Jul 2, 2009 at 11:58 AM
you people will not believe that I've seriously not told a lie in my whole life!!!
max_demon
Jul 2, 2009 at 12:16 PM
I answered my home landline number and told i am not at home right now .
confused
confused #10
Jul 2, 2009 at 12:55 PM
@rural - good one
thewisecrab
Jul 2, 2009 at 1:03 PM
This is a great thread :D
staticsid
staticsid #12
Jul 2, 2009 at 1:27 PM
I told my friends that I saw a guy taking a dump from Mumbai local train, by catching the pole at the door and sticking out his bum...
thewisecrab
Jul 2, 2009 at 2:22 PM
^^^
Really? Well I just think you are great :lol:
thewisecrab
Jul 2, 2009 at 3:45 PM
^^
Even I didn't mean what I said too :p
R
Jul 2, 2009 at 9:24 PM
niaaaa is the universal truth, niaaaa is the universal lie. :D
thewisecrab
Jul 2, 2009 at 9:28 PM
^^
How do you know the many meanings of niaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? :p
vamsi_krishna
Jul 2, 2009 at 9:50 PM
I'm gay and your english doesn't need to improve.

sorry jxcess i can't get you. You are saying that i need to improve my english skills?

BTW, another lie I've told. It's silly....

"I've showed a photo of a Tollywood hero and told that it was mine to a Australian chick. She believed and taken my Personal Phone number too... She use to allow me to watch her web cam, some hot chatting, bla..bla..bla..

I don't know what happened. One day she just Pwned me saying that i've lied....

The photo i've posted is this.

And then the girl just disappeard. Removed me from the friend's list...

Just another silly memory.
thewisecrab
Jul 2, 2009 at 10:28 PM
^^
That was not stupid and totally not funny :mad:
Disc_Junkie
Jul 2, 2009 at 10:38 PM
+1. Me neither...

Alright I would like to alter my statement here a bit. :grin:

I told the first and the last lie(silly one) to my mother once....and got a thrashing!!

It happened 4 years back...I was playing Hide & Seek with my friend:mrgreen:. My mother was doing some work in the kitchen. I told my friends to hide and I will seek. I was feeling horny at that time. So I started counting from 1 to 20 and slowly entered the Bed Room. I switched on the TV and started watching FTV.:mrgreen: Suddenly I heard the footsteps of my mother coming!.. I switched it to CN and closed the TV. But the fcking TV kept the same channel which I was watching before switching off to another channel:x. My mother asked me what I was doing near the TV! I told that I was searching for my friends in the bedroom lol.

I went off. She didn't believe me and switched on the TV because of curiousity. And then came the calling. I saw her with a stick coming towards me and I ran like a coward. But she catch hold of me and gave me a thrashing and told that she will it to my father...I told not to tell...and went telling that "let you father come". But nothing happened.:-D

I will never forget this incident in my life:!:
confused
confused #24
Jul 2, 2009 at 10:41 PM
dumb Australian chick.....lolz
Liverpool_fan
Jul 2, 2009 at 10:51 PM
I am a Chelsea and ManU fan. :lol:
vamsi_krishna
Jul 2, 2009 at 10:52 PM
^^
That was not stupid and totally not funny :mad:

Not even to me. But the truth will always be like this. A bit hard and bit sour;-). Damn, that chick was soooo... hot:grin:. I still miss her.:cry:
S
swordfish #27
Jul 3, 2009 at 12:21 AM
I dont lie :D
thewisecrab
Jul 3, 2009 at 12:30 AM
@Disc_Junkie
LOL :lol:

TBH, though, I lie, a LOT. Sometimes I end up pwning myself as I cant keep track of all the stories I've told :D
confused
confused #29
Jul 3, 2009 at 2:41 AM
^^i thought i could get away without lying (or lying as rarely as possible), but 1 year in college has taught me that u cant survive chicks or even friends without frequently lying. so trying to lie more often. can you help me?? :)
Liverpool_fan
Jul 3, 2009 at 2:03 PM
^ ^ ^
You are such a nice and intelligent fellow... :)
S
Jul 3, 2009 at 5:37 PM
I don't play games. They're an utter wastage of time. :D
comp@ddict
Jul 3, 2009 at 8:48 PM
I have a girl-friend.
S
Jul 3, 2009 at 8:49 PM
I really like Linux!
amitash
amitash #36
Jul 3, 2009 at 10:02 PM
^You are the best geek ever :D
S
Jul 3, 2009 at 10:12 PM
Linux pwns everything.
Psychosocial
Jul 3, 2009 at 11:28 PM
Well, I lie a lot too...especially in school.
max_demon
max_demon #39
Jul 4, 2009 at 8:11 AM
i lie in IRL , i dont lie in phone ,ims etc.
I
iamnoob #40
Jul 4, 2009 at 9:59 AM
you people will not believe that I've seriously not told a lie in my whole life!!!

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:)

The biggest lie is......................
I do not lie