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Ubuntu-sudo can insult you!!!

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praka123
praka123 Original post #1
Sep 23, 2007 at 9:39 PM
Let Sudo Insult You When You Screw Up:-


I recently found a fun feature available within the sudo program that will insult you when you do the wrong thing such as enter your password incorrectly. I’ll tell you how you can activate the feature for a few laughs and also give a few examples of what insults you might get.
To turn the feature on you’ll need to use the following command:
Code:
sudo visudo
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(always use visudo when you need to edit your sudoers file as it has a self-check system that won’t let you screw it up.)
Find the line that begins with Default and append insults to the end. (Any addition to that line is comma separated.) Your entry will then look like this:
Code:
Defaults        !lecture,tty_tickets,!fqdn,insults
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Save the file and you’ll notice the next time you screw up your sudo password you’ll get an insult.
Note: to clear your sudo session and be required to enter the password again try:
Code:
sudo -K
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A few examples below:
Maybe if you used more than just two fingers…
I have been called worse.
Listen, burrito brains, I don’t have time to listen to this trash.
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Good luck!


source:
*ubuntu-tutorials.com/2007/02/18/let-sudo-insult-you-when-you-screw-up/

btwn this will work for any "sudo" enabled distros :D
[xubz]
[xubz] #2
Sep 23, 2007 at 9:45 PM
ROFL! Perfect! Insult for a Wrong Password :D

BTW! See this (If you haven't already)
praka123
Sep 23, 2007 at 9:57 PM
LOL!nice car2oon!
praka123
Sep 23, 2007 at 10:12 PM
Gnome easter eggs from same source(ya most knows already?)

A Few Gnome Easter Eggs…


Hey you! Hit ALT-F2 in your gnome desktop and type ‘free the fish’.
Trust me.
It’s ok. It won’t break your machine. I promise. C’mon!
Now you’ve got company on your desktop with Wanda the fish. Try clicking on Wanda and see what happens. Cool little easter egg in gnome there.
…or try ALT-F2 and use ‘gegls from outer space’ for a bit of gnome gaming fun.
Thought you all might enjoy that. Better go, Wanda is chasing my cursor right now and don’t want her to catch up.

*ubuntu-tutorials.com/2007/07/09/a-few-gnome-easter-eggs/


else right click on panel> about-panels and press "fff" ;)
QwertyManiac
Sep 23, 2007 at 11:06 PM
Why FFF? A tribute to Fighting.For.Fun or what?

And how do you get rid of that @@< fish?
praka123
Sep 24, 2007 at 12:29 AM
QwertyManiac said:
Why FFF? A tribute to Fighting.For.Fun or what?

And how do you get rid of that @@< fish?
'killall gnome-panel" -will kill wanda
infra_red_dude
Sep 24, 2007 at 2:22 PM
^^^ that'll most prolly also kill the system tray and not restart it.

knew abt wanda but didn't know about insults thing. but i think there was one more easter egg regarding a cow (again a password insult or something. i forgot)
praka123
praka123 #10
Sep 24, 2007 at 2:24 PM
apt-get moo
^^^try
and simply type apt-get or aptitude to know whether "This APT has Super Cow Powers"
[xubz]
[xubz] #11
Sep 24, 2007 at 2:37 PM
praka123 said:
apt-get moo
^^^try
and simply type apt-get or aptitude to know whether "This APT has Super Cow Powers"
Heh! But Gentoo has better Cow (look wise) :D

Edit: *launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/apt/+bug/56125 (Its a 'Bug' :D)
praka123
praka123 #13
Sep 24, 2007 at 2:57 PM
i tried some livecd few months back prolly knoppix.it has have this feature-when u open a terminal(konsole?) -some proverbs or random messages are shown.this too each time if u open the terminal.searching ....sure its some bash trick only!
infra_red_dude
Sep 24, 2007 at 2:59 PM
yeah, mebbe it invokes fortune (or something similar) each time the terminal is opened.