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Verizon doesn't know dollars from cents

26 posts · originally from https://geek.digit.in/community/threads/verizon-doesnt-know-dollars-from-cents.64528/

aryayush
aryayush Original post #1
Aug 2, 2007 at 7:19 PM
Just go to this url:
*verizonmath.blogspot.com/2006/12/verizon-doesnt-know-dollars-from-cents.html

Read the entry, download the audio file and listen to it. If you don't laugh yourself silly, my name is not Aayush Arya. (This has to be the best 14MB I've ever downloaded and the most fun I've had in a half hour.)

This is most probably the funniest real life event ever. Just take my word for it. :lol:


Update: The recorded conversation can now be downloaded here: *www.mediafire.com/?bb1wyxzm3nw
Make sure you listen to this. It is all of 3.2 megabytes and I am sure you won't have heard anything quite so funny happening in real life before. :D
iMav
iMav #2
Aug 2, 2007 at 7:32 PM
Just go to this url:
*www.thinkdigit.com/forum/showthread.php?t=64527

look at the entry. If you don't laugh yourself silly, his name is not Aayush Arya. (This has to be the best image I've ever downloaded and the most fun I've had in a half hour.)

This is most probably the funniest real life event ever. Just take my word for it. :lol:

:D
aryayush
Aug 4, 2007 at 1:43 PM
Bump. This is such an awesome thing, I want to see people enjoy it.
Choto Cheeta
Aug 4, 2007 at 2:35 PM
Tell me How can I record my conversion between my Mobile Service provider AirTel

They argue that AirTel EDGE with Computer works with Windows XO

:lol:

not Windows XP
cynosure
Aug 4, 2007 at 4:02 PM
^ SPAM !!!! OH MY GOD....:D
Anyways you need to have a good phone 6600 can do. Then there was a software whose name I cannot remember. That can do the job. Search around.
aryayush
Aug 4, 2007 at 4:22 PM
@Choto Cheeta
Did you hear the recording?
Choto Cheeta
Aug 4, 2007 at 5:41 PM
^^^^

hell yeah... and i allmost fall from my chair... :lol: Simple 3rd or fourth std arithmetic...

and i thought only our customer care sucks :lol:
aryayush
Aug 4, 2007 at 8:03 PM
LOL! It was damn funny.

"Is there a difference between a dollar and a cent?"
"Yes."
"Is there a difference between .5 dollars and .5 cents?"
"Yes, of course."
"OK. So... is there a difference between .002 dollars and .002 cents?"
"No, sir. They are the same."
"ARRGH!!!!!!"

:lol:
Choto Cheeta
Aug 4, 2007 at 10:32 PM
^^^^

And we thought our Customer Scare people sucks :p

it seems the story is same every where :p no pratcical knoledge, just read the paper, dont even use to common sense...

:lol:
aryayush
aryayush #10
Aug 4, 2007 at 10:54 PM
All phone carriers suck, without exception.
~Phenom~
~Phenom~ #11
Aug 5, 2007 at 2:50 AM
ROFL , thanx arya for making me laugh so much....
I
Aug 5, 2007 at 4:51 AM
Rofl ...................
aryayush
aryayush #13
Aug 5, 2007 at 3:04 PM
Thank God someone noticed the thread! This is such an awesome thing and si few people are enjoying it.
Choto Cheeta
Aug 5, 2007 at 7:43 PM
Tell me, Arya how do i download the Video ?? and tried to call u mate, but u did receive the call :p
aryayush
aryayush #15
Aug 5, 2007 at 10:54 PM
Let me guess, you do not have QuickTime Player installed. When you go to this URL, QuickTime Player automatically opens and begins downloading the file.
At least, that is what happens on my Mac.

It is a small file. I will upload it to MediaFire tonight and give you the link tomorrow. :)
gxsaurav
gxsaurav #16
Aug 5, 2007 at 11:09 PM
It plays here in Windows Media player fine.
infra_red_dude
Aug 5, 2007 at 11:15 PM
lol... good one!

on a second thot.. does verizon haf bpo here in india??!! :D :D :D
aryayush
aryayush #18
Aug 6, 2007 at 12:09 AM
No, listen to the recording. Those guys are not Indians, that's for sure.

gx_saurav said:
It plays here in Windows Media player fine.
Oh, then I don't know what problem Choto Cheeta is having. I'll upload it anyway. :)
Choto Cheeta
Aug 6, 2007 at 12:13 AM
Arya said:
Oh, then I don't know what problem Choto Cheeta is having. I'll upload it anyway.

well sorry for the miss-comunication, actually i gave u the call as many of my frnds dont have a Internet connection, but they do have MP3 phones, so, i wanted to have that file to play off line also !!!! So wanted to know how can i download :p

as GX said, yeah It played in my Windows Media Player too...

:)

No, listen to the recording. Those guys are not Indians, that's for sure.

U never know, as u will be trained that way to speak their tone and acsent too, when u get in to a call center :lol: ... and to keep people happy u will be asgined one US name too :p
infra_red_dude
Aug 6, 2007 at 12:16 AM
Choto Cheeta said:
U never know, as u will be trained that way to speak their tone and acsent too, when u get in to a call center :lol: ... and to keep people happy u will be asgined one US name too :p
yep.. very true!!
Choto Cheeta
Aug 6, 2007 at 12:45 AM
@Arya

I would be in wait for ur post with that download link :D, no hurrey man, do it when u have time :p
aryayush
aryayush #22
Aug 6, 2007 at 1:36 AM
Choto Cheeta said:
U never know, as u will be trained that way to speak their tone and acsent too, when u get in to a call center :lol: ... and to keep people happy u will be asgined one US name too :p
I've read One Night @ The Call Centre too, you know. :p

But Americans do recognise Indians faking an American accent and, I am sure, so will we.

Well, here you go, Choto Cheeta:

*www.mediafire.com/?bb1wyxzm3nw

Download the file from that link. :)
fun2sh
fun2sh #23
Aug 6, 2007 at 8:50 AM
can any1 make a mp3 format and split it into parts of size less than 3mb so that i can Dwnld in my mobile and listen. Plz
Choto Cheeta
Aug 6, 2007 at 9:08 AM
Thnx Arya :D

got the file :) and already emailed to many.... and good to see its Just 3MB compair to 14 MB size mentioned by u :p
aryayush
aryayush #25
Aug 6, 2007 at 12:21 PM
I compressed it for you. :)

@fun2sh,
It is already in MP3 format, mate. Why do you want it to be less than three megabytes in size?
vish786
vish786 #26
Aug 6, 2007 at 11:55 PM
no wonder americans r dumbass. ;)