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What if Re. 1 = $45

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casanova
casanova Original post #1
Nov 23, 2007 at 10:36 AM
Enjoy with Future India after 50 Years .

What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !............ ......... .....

Scene 1

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What's that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India ..
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Bengaluru
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...
s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 60K..... Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]


SCENE 2

Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , US

s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India

s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?

s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?

s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in a company in Banjara Hills there....

s/w engg 2 : Oh Banjara Hills. Great yaar. where it is...

s/w engg 1 : It is in Bengaluru ..

s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California ... You'll love the weather yaar.

s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?

s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Hyderabad ?

s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCH. One of my friends is there in the Road Repair & Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.

s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.

s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?

s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.

s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control. I hate this.

s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.

[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]



SCENE 3

Venue: IBM, New York , US

(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)

Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his Ph.D in J.N.T.U and he's coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MSEB. We planned to settle in Bengaluru itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...

Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...



SCENE 4
Venue: Intel Corp. US

s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar...

All are excited...

George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ....man, enjoy your life there?
s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year.

s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...! that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy a three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!

source: a forward
bikdel
bikdel #2
Nov 23, 2007 at 10:49 AM
Did this all be yorslef??

great one :D

but lets stop dreaming and get back to work ;D
A
amol48 #3
Nov 23, 2007 at 12:35 PM
^^ Yea let's not dream so high that it may not sound dream even in dreams :p
enticer86
Nov 23, 2007 at 12:46 PM
we'l get an iPod then @ 5 bucks or so...
Saahib
Saahib #5
Nov 23, 2007 at 1:04 PM
Well, its always fun to read it. Though have seen this before but nice edition here :)
eggman
eggman #6
Nov 23, 2007 at 2:51 PM
Wow!!! Nice dreams.........I hope someday it'll be true.
~Phenom~
Nov 23, 2007 at 2:56 PM
^^yeah, I wish I could this happening in my lifetime.
T
Nov 23, 2007 at 3:01 PM
I would buy every new piece of hardware and Games the very instance they are out haha.

Consider a Rocking $600 nVidia card = Rs. 15-20 :D

gah! Wake up it Rs. 34,000 now :idea:
ArZuNeOs
Nov 23, 2007 at 3:10 PM
yeah It will definitely happen one day.....
Its already started

Check out on google Reverse Brain Drain .....
Its about indian geniuses coming back to India
axxo
axxo #10
Nov 23, 2007 at 3:17 PM
why go for tata sky...get a 2007 Ferrari F430 Spider for Rs.4000
*www.rsportscars.com/foto/09/f430spider05.jpg
eggman
eggman #11
Nov 23, 2007 at 3:17 PM
ArZuNeOs said:
yeah It will definitely happen one day.....
Its already started

Check out on google Reverse Brain Drain .....
Its about indian geniuses coming back to India
Ummm..... Reverse brain drain should be something like........Geniuses from other countries coming to India. Indian Geniuses coming back to India is like getting our own resources back.
nvidia
nvidia #12
Nov 23, 2007 at 3:56 PM
lolz..
Im sure itll happen one day and our country will be a superpower.
bikdel
bikdel #13
Nov 23, 2007 at 4:39 PM
long way from it but never the less slow and steady will get to the end eventually ;)

actually guys you wont get to buy things that cheap even if it happens.. why?

because then things MRP will be in IC and things will be made here.. India will be the IT king and produce all things ... consider a gfx card Idivia costing 600 Rs.. now the other people will buy it for that expensive; 600*45.. hehe :D

regards
bikalp
Gigacore
Gigacore #14
Nov 23, 2007 at 4:45 PM
I will buy MIcrosoft :D
nvidia
nvidia #15
Nov 23, 2007 at 4:49 PM
^^lolz
Gigacore
Gigacore #16
Nov 23, 2007 at 4:52 PM
^^ and nVidia too ;)
expertno.1
Nov 23, 2007 at 4:59 PM
eggman said:
Ummm..... Reverse brain drain should be something like........Geniuses from other countries coming to India. Indian Geniuses coming back to India is like getting our own resources back.

Brain Drain means migrating from country 1 to country 2 for blahblahblah.....(u know for what)

so if it happens from country 2 to country 1 only then it will be called reverse.... :)


otherwise ....it will be called brain drain simply coz if other people of other country 3 come to country 1.

got it !!




Thanks
Regards.....
Expertno.1
blueshift
blueshift #18
Nov 23, 2007 at 6:14 PM
Very good post casanova. I really liked it and i am hopeful of that really happening in future.
naveen_reloaded
Nov 23, 2007 at 6:33 PM
Oh good one.not in our lifetime...
May be this will happen.
1 $=1000 RS

Be ready for this...
Gigacore
Gigacore #20
Nov 23, 2007 at 6:36 PM
^ i wont buy iphone then
Faun
Faun #21
Nov 23, 2007 at 7:10 PM
lolz
nagarjun_424
Nov 23, 2007 at 9:00 PM
Lol! I wanna c this happen! That will be awesome!
eggman
eggman #23
Nov 23, 2007 at 9:12 PM
expertno.1 said:
Brain Drain means migrating from country 1 to country 2 for blahblahblah.....(u know for what)

so if it happens from country 2 to country 1 only then it will be called reverse.... :)


otherwise ....it will be called brain drain simply coz if other people of other country 3 come to country 1.

got it !!




Thanks
Regards.....
Expertno.1
oops.............my bad.............you're right!!!!!!
rajasekharan
Nov 23, 2007 at 9:23 PM
nothing much will happen
if 1rs =45$
we will get paid accordingly , thats all .
shashank4u
Nov 24, 2007 at 12:12 AM
all the Indian webmasters will come to road if that happens some day..
appu
appu #26
Nov 24, 2007 at 12:54 AM
bikdel said:
long way from it but never the less slow and steady will get to the end eventually ;)

actually guys you wont get to buy things that cheap even if it happens.. why?

because then things MRP will be in IC and things will be made here.. India will be the IT king and produce all things ... consider a gfx card Idivia costing 600 Rs.. now the other people will buy it for that expensive; 600*45.. hehe :D

regards
bikalp

yup it may be long from now but who knows a day like this might come....
casanova nice one....:wink:
casanova
casanova #27
Nov 24, 2007 at 11:27 AM
Wow, nice responses. (Indie Versions) :D

@bikdel, not my creation, it was received as a mail forward.
ravi_9793
ravi_9793 #28
Nov 24, 2007 at 11:37 AM
shashank4u said:
all the Indian webmasters will come to road if that happens some day..
but I will be happy..because I buy in dollar and sell in INR :p
gsoul2soul
Nov 24, 2007 at 11:48 AM
Ha ha ha ha..... oh my LMAO = POO coming out (nearly)

The one about "Pulsar bike" was the sweetest... lol :p
M
Maximum #30
Nov 24, 2007 at 12:04 PM
ArZuNeOs said:
yeah It will definitely happen one day.....
Its already started

Check out on google Reverse Brain Drain .....
Its about indian geniuses coming back to India

Not going to happen for another 100year :p
blackpearl
Nov 24, 2007 at 12:37 PM
Great read!!
azzu
azzu #32
Nov 24, 2007 at 4:48 PM
fully Enjoyed :D
Gigacore
Gigacore #33
Nov 24, 2007 at 5:21 PM
^ :rolleyes:
wizrulz
wizrulz #34
Nov 24, 2007 at 5:31 PM
casanova said:
Enjoy with Future India after 50 Years .


What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !............ ......... .....

Scene 1

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What's that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India ..
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Bengaluru
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...
s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 60K..... Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]

source: a forward

how will a pulsar cost 60K after 50 years :D......
T
The Conqueror #35
Nov 26, 2007 at 1:34 PM
@that time, price in dollars would be increased as well as INR value will be high. So its impossible to purchase Microsoft & nvidia, Gigacore ;

stop dreaming....if u ppl want nvidia 8800gtx for 3k THEN just wait for 2 yrs and geforce 9 series high end gpu will be released then u can get 8800 :)
ray|raven
ray|raven #36
Nov 26, 2007 at 2:06 PM
Lolz,this has been floatin around in corporate forums for quite sometime.
Anyways,nice post.
But give credit from where u got it.

Regards,
ray
V
vaibhavtek #37
Nov 26, 2007 at 2:29 PM
realy nice 1.
first I messed up with the title but after reading i enjoyed.
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