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Who has the best body in Bollywood? (Calculated!)

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Gigacore
Gigacore Original post #1
Sep 2, 2007 at 1:55 PM
Mathematics and statistics have always played a very important role when it comes to sourcing out the best female bodies the male population can lust after. And 36-24-36 is perhaps the most popular set of numbers from time immemorial.

And now, proving this is a team of Cambridge mathematicians who have anointed Hollywood hottie Jessica Alba as having the sexiest body.

The academics say that the Fantastic Four beauty has the precise ratio between waist and hips for the ultimate sexy strut. So who in India has the ultimate body — the perfect 10? India’s leading designers help us answer this question...

Neeta Lulla

Shilpa Shetty and Aishwarya Rai Bachchan have the best bodies in town. But Shilpa is perfect for both Western and Indian clothes, while Ash’s body is great for Indian clothes.

Azeem Khan

Undoubtedly Priyanka Chopra has the most well-toned body around. To have a great body and flaunt it too, you need to be comfortable in your skin which I feel she is. She has that great ability to look good in whatever she wears. She can be both — femme fatale and demurely sensuous.

Maheka Mirpuri

According to me, Sushmita Sen has the best body in India today. Her body is very well toned and she has the confidence to flaunt the same. Sushmita has grace, attitude and oodles of style. She’s overtly feminine in a sensuous way hence, appears stylish and elegant, sexy and sophisticated in whatever she wears. She’s able to carry off any ensemble with élan as she is able to marry a mix of feeling powerfully dressed up and strikingly stylish all at once.

Vikram Phadnis

I would have to say that both Malaika Arora-Khan and Priyanka Chopra win my vote. Malaika has a perfect body with a great back and a fab Malayali butt. Despite being a mother, she can give any young girl a run for her money. Priyanka has a toned body with some of the best proportions I have ever seen.

Anna Singh

I think the best female body in India belongs to Aishwarya Rai Bachchan. She has a body for both Western as well as Indian clothes. She is the only girl who does not need any corrective clothing. Aishwarya truly is flawless.

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Hmm.. Now i think.... i should learn maths better :D
casanova
Sep 2, 2007 at 8:49 PM
New field for education,

BioMaths.
Gigacore
Sep 2, 2007 at 8:54 PM
^ lol :D
max_demon
Sep 2, 2007 at 8:58 PM
educational stuff
entrana
entrana #5
Sep 2, 2007 at 8:59 PM
why do they bother studying this?
+1 for biomaths^_^
Pathik
Pathik #6
Sep 2, 2007 at 10:37 PM
I wd go wit Ayesha Takia
Yamaraj
Yamaraj #7
Sep 2, 2007 at 10:47 PM
Intel_Gigacore said:
And now, proving this is a team of Cambridge mathematicians who have anointed Hollywood hottie Jessica Alba as having the sexiest body.
Did they take accurate measurements with lasers and all? Lucky ba$tards!
dOm1naTOr
Sep 2, 2007 at 11:03 PM
they use optical scanners:D
Help~Is~Here
Sep 2, 2007 at 11:25 PM
I don't know why keep degrading women to extents of deciding who's better on body measurement! Guys, as a moral request, please avoid such topics. I'm quite sure that all of you are going to come back and start arguing on this, but please, it's only a request, a moral one.
eggman
eggman #10
Sep 2, 2007 at 11:33 PM
pathiks said:
I wd go wit Ayesha Takia
She'll probably have 3600-24-36 :))
Pathik
Pathik #11
Sep 3, 2007 at 12:01 AM
Hey eggman wat happened to ur previous avatar.. It was well suited to this topic
RCuber
RCuber #12
Sep 3, 2007 at 12:11 AM
eggman said:
She'll probably have 3600-24-36 :))
man ... . .. ROFL ROFL :))
aakash_mishra
Sep 3, 2007 at 12:50 AM
Well kangana is having gud body but ayesha takia ;) :grin:


She'll probably have 3600-24-36


don't u think so 3600 is also less.....her size is more then that :grin: :grin:
Gigacore
Gigacore #15
Sep 3, 2007 at 7:19 AM
:eek: i dont want any one in this list :D
M
mehulved #16
Sep 3, 2007 at 10:02 AM
pathiks said:
I wd go wit Ayesha Takia
Uske pass do takiye hain aur kuch nahin.
Pathik
Pathik #17
Sep 3, 2007 at 10:26 AM
Acha due to widespread disagreement i ll change my choice to Minissha Lamba :D
M
mehulved #18
Sep 3, 2007 at 10:59 AM
Andy will kill you then.
Pathik
Pathik #19
Sep 3, 2007 at 11:52 AM
Mail2and??
Btw i know many people who ll happily help him
The_Devil_Himself
Sep 3, 2007 at 1:27 PM
Priyanka Chopra--super sexy body

But Jessica Alba has the best body in the whole world.Anybody got her no.?
casanova
casanova #21
Sep 3, 2007 at 6:34 PM
9822-101-101 - She is hot
The_Devil_Himself
Sep 3, 2007 at 7:10 PM
Thanks for the no. dude..........lols

But seriously guys she has all the necessary curves at the right places.
gary4gar
gary4gar #23
Sep 3, 2007 at 11:19 PM
No Comments:p
The_Devil_Himself
Sep 4, 2007 at 12:15 PM
Jessica alba dude.Go try hitting on her.
M
mehulved #26
Sep 4, 2007 at 12:29 PM
The_Devil_Himself said:
But Jessica Alba has the best body in the whole world.Anybody got her no.?
42 09 211
The_Devil_Himself
Sep 4, 2007 at 5:01 PM
Are you guys serious?Everybody seems to have Jessica alba's no.And I don't even know Priyanka chopra's no.(lols)
Hey Mehul are you sure of the no.?
casanova
casanova #28
Sep 4, 2007 at 5:33 PM
Mehul gave her landline no and me the cell no. My frnd will kill me if I share Priyanka's no. with you. so sorry
piyush gupta
Sep 4, 2007 at 5:49 PM
priyanka chopra 42 01 100 1000

but i thinks best body in this world is of....vidya balan

she is so sweet....

and hottest body is priyanka chopra very veyr hot :D
QwertyManiac
Sep 4, 2007 at 5:53 PM
Oh geeks, please dial 1010011 1100101 1111000 1111001 :D
The_Devil_Himself
Sep 4, 2007 at 6:31 PM
casanova said:
Mehul gave her landline no and me the cell no. My frnd will kill me if I share Priyanka's no. with you. so sorry

Very funny dude.
I understand you have her no. your nickname(in here) being casanova but how come mehul?....hehe
~Lil JinX~
Sep 4, 2007 at 9:51 PM
Numbers, numbers. Everyone is crazy about numbers...
Pathik
Pathik #33
Sep 4, 2007 at 10:09 PM
This topic is goin nowhere... Shut it..
aakash_mishra
Sep 5, 2007 at 12:02 AM
QwertyManiac said:
Oh geeks, please dial 1010011 1100101 1111000 1111001 :D

I tried this it says,"Every sexy lady is busy......Plz try after some." :mad:



:p :p
The_Devil_Himself
Sep 5, 2007 at 11:13 PM
aakash_mishra said:
I tried this it says,"Every sexy lady is busy......Plz try after some." :mad:



:p :p

Did you try after some time?
piyush gupta
Sep 6, 2007 at 11:07 AM
^^ you are not applicable to talk with these sexy ladies :D:D:D:D:D
azzu
azzu #41
Sep 6, 2007 at 11:10 AM
funny :D
entrana
entrana #42
Sep 6, 2007 at 7:48 PM
this topic isnt appropriate to discuss about guys
eggman
eggman #43
Sep 7, 2007 at 12:27 AM
entrana said:
this topic isnt appropriate to discuss about guys

No one is discussing about guys. We're discussing about hot girls. :)). What made you think that Priyanka Chopra is a guy???

MORAL: Punctuations are there for a reason. Use them.
aakash_mishra
Sep 7, 2007 at 12:31 AM
piyush gupta said:
^^ you are not applicable to talk with these sexy ladies :D:D:D:D:D

i am applicable but kya kare ye fone hi busy rehta hai .... akhir sabhi hai raho me :D :p :p
entrana
entrana #45
Sep 7, 2007 at 7:18 AM
what i meant was this is not an appropriate thing to talk about, you guys....
guys. its not appropriate to talk about these stuff
....
piyush gupta
Sep 7, 2007 at 11:29 AM
aakash_mishra said:
i am applicable but kya kare ye fone hi busy rehta hai .... akhir sabhi hai raho me :D :p :p

hehe

ya ur applicable

but

"Is root ki sabhi linein wayas hai,kripya thodi derr baad dial karein"
casanova
casanova #47
Sep 7, 2007 at 5:49 PM
Keep trying...... I would never hang up.
piyush gupta
Sep 7, 2007 at 6:09 PM
ohh u never hang up waiting...

as she is online with me....:D:D:D:D::D
The_Devil_Himself
Sep 7, 2007 at 6:15 PM
And I got a dinner date with her today followed by all weekend parties.

Lols.Come back to life day-dreamers.
casanova
casanova #51
Sep 9, 2007 at 12:07 AM
Wake up guys. I was the one who shared her no. And Jessica got a hell lotsa crazy on me. She gave her sim to her bai and u were talking with her. New number... I won't share now. It was too difficult to convince her. These hot girls...
aakash_mishra
Sep 9, 2007 at 12:18 AM
casanova said:
She gave her sim to her bai and u were talking with her. New number


dat y 'ey were saying that every sexy lady is busy try after some time :p
piyush gupta
Sep 9, 2007 at 1:24 PM
@cassanova

new number hi rakhna

but old sim to woh kabhi nikalegi hi nahin

me talking free with her on CUG totally connected

bole to dediucated connection hai :D
M
Sep 11, 2007 at 9:49 AM
Ok guys here is my list of choices

  1. Harshree Mehta ---> ;)
  2. Depika Padhukone ---> :rolleyes:
  3. Rupalli J. S. ---> :D
  4. Shonali Nagrani ---> 8)