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Who will win?chuck norris vs rajnikanth.

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quan chi
quan chi Original post #1
Jan 8, 2010 at 1:06 PM
i have seen people picking up facts of chuck norris and posting it for rajnikanth.:-x
*www.chucknorrisfacts.com/.

that means people consider rajnikanth equvalent to chuck norris.

now if there is a fight between chuck norris and rajnikanth who will win.:D
quan chi
Jan 8, 2010 at 1:45 PM
^^wrong answer.any more guesses.:D
Anorion
Anorion #5
Jan 8, 2010 at 1:47 PM
Raptor Jesus would pwn both of them, and then Cthulhu would pwn Raptor Jesus.
quan chi
Jan 8, 2010 at 1:55 PM
^^they are nothing but mutated beings made by chuck norris and rajnikanth.
Anorion
Anorion #7
Jan 8, 2010 at 2:44 PM
OK. I always liked Norris-Cthulhu, he would totally kick Raptorkanth Jesus' bum. Between Norris and Rajnikanth... well...
brb, using YouTube to decide
desiibond
Jan 8, 2010 at 2:48 PM
i have seen people picking up facts of chuck norris and posting it for rajnikanth.:-x
*www.chucknorrisfacts.com/.

that means people consider rajnikanth equvalent to chuck norris.

now if there is a fight between chuck norris and rajnikanth who will win.:D

What will happen when unstoppable force collides with immovable object? The energy would end the world :)

This leads to one prediction. Chuck Norris may meet Rajni in 2012 and this was known to Mayans :)
quan chi
Jan 8, 2010 at 2:58 PM
^^desi you rock perfect answer.lol:D
eggman
eggman #11
Jan 8, 2010 at 4:53 PM
What will happen when unstoppable force collides with immovable object? The energy would end the world :)

This leads to one prediction. Chuck Norris may meet Rajni in 2012 and this was known to Mayans :)

Awesome answer!!! Perfectt..........lol!!!
krates
krates #12
Jan 8, 2010 at 6:46 PM
kratos will beat them both to death lol
quan chi
quan chi #13
Jan 8, 2010 at 7:32 PM
:rolleyes: chuck norris is suing sony because of plagiarism he thinks god of war series is his autobiography.
Krazzy Warrior
Jan 8, 2010 at 7:42 PM
Hmm I think Warrior like me :D can easily beat this chaaka nories or raju baba.. :D :D And finnally I'll be the save that 2012... :lol:
Sumeet_naik
Jan 8, 2010 at 9:21 PM
Wait, don't forget Jack Baeur..
quan chi
quan chi #16
Jan 8, 2010 at 9:55 PM
there is only two no third party.two supreme powers cannot reside in same domain.read desibonds post.

it is said that rajnikant is nothing but the shadow of chuck norris which fell on india when chuck norris stood in front of the sun at afternoon.
quan chi
quan chi #18
Jan 9, 2010 at 11:05 AM
^^lol.:grin:rajnikanth do not open a site he just stares at the screen and the sites open up by themselves out of fear.
Krow
Krow #19
Jan 9, 2010 at 11:29 AM
Chuck Norris stares at the ground to make a full-fledged PC with core i7 975EE overclocked to 25GHz pop out of the ground and open all the websites in the world for him, which he reads in one minute and sixty three seconds everyday.
quan chi
quan chi #20
Jan 9, 2010 at 2:56 PM
^^:mad: rajnikanth can bring a core i9 instead.and can read those in 1sec.infact rajnikant can count upto infinity in 1 sec.
:D
Krow
Krow #21
Jan 9, 2010 at 6:54 PM
Chuck Norris can instantly copy any Rajnikanth power.
quan chi
quan chi #22
Jan 9, 2010 at 8:31 PM
^^lol krow you went off track read my post no 16.:lol: its the same.

anyways this one suits perfectly for rajnikant vs chuck norris.:D :mallet:
desiibond
desiibond #23
Jan 9, 2010 at 9:16 PM
Rajni never reads news or opens websites. He creates news that are copied to websites!!!
quan chi
quan chi #24
Jan 9, 2010 at 9:29 PM
^^lol very true.:D
quan chi
quan chi #26
Jan 10, 2010 at 12:15 AM
^^hmm..that means rajni is chuck norris :chinscratch:
the case seems complicated.:grin:
Krow
Krow #27
Jan 10, 2010 at 9:53 AM
Actually, Chuck Norris is Rajni and not vice-versa.
thewisecrab
Jan 10, 2010 at 8:35 PM
lol . .classic Chuck Norris debate :D

Seems futile to compare Rajni with Chuck, both are almost the same.

Rajni can cut a bullet in half with a blade, create a tornado with his foot and create eggs from his mouth.

Chuck Norris can kick start a car, MAKE water run uphill and find gold when he digs his nose.

It's anybody's guess. :D
freshseasons
Jan 11, 2010 at 1:11 PM
Both are figment of imagination.
A 70 Rs bullet will pawn both of them...unless you want otherwise.
eggman
eggman #30
Jan 11, 2010 at 1:42 PM
^^Huh??
You imagine what Chuck Norris allows you to imagine!!
Krow
Krow #31
Jan 12, 2010 at 9:07 AM
Or Rajni lets your thought process begin before you are ground to fine microdust?
skeletor
skeletor #32
Jan 13, 2010 at 11:55 PM
One word - Eboué!!!!!!

*utdblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/eboue.jpg