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Why Newton Committed Suicide ?

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iatb.gourav
iatb.gourav Original post #1
Jun 5, 2008 at 10:35 PM
Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide…..


Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.





Here are a few scenes


1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!


2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.


3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t changed. Oops, not so fast!
The ‘climax’ finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can’t jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.


Newton commits suicide…
jal_desai
Jun 5, 2008 at 10:41 PM
Hahahahahhahahahaha..... but sometimes rajni's films are worth seeing WHEN U R FEELING LOW.... trust me u will feel better..
j1n M@tt
Jun 6, 2008 at 1:11 AM
lolz.....ROFL.....
MetalheadGautham
Jun 6, 2008 at 1:21 AM
already posted somewhere in chitchat l000000000ng ago
bikdel
bikdel #5
Jun 6, 2008 at 1:58 PM
OMG that was really cool.... even it was already posted, it aws fun for us who didnt read the article at thattime...

good job, a littlwe humour doesnt hurt. :D
krates
krates #6
Jun 6, 2008 at 2:04 PM
rofl haha hehe :lol:
M
Jun 6, 2008 at 2:24 PM
hahahaha...

thank god most scientists do not prefer to watch movies.. specially rajnikanth movies..

else world will go scientist-LESS :D
trublu
trublu #8
Jun 6, 2008 at 2:36 PM
Quite Old.But still..good one!!
dheeraj_kumar
Jun 6, 2008 at 9:37 PM
Well, actually, Rajnikanth's movies are better :) Vijaykanth's movies fit the description, though :D He looks like the heroine's father lol
fun2sh
fun2sh #10
Jun 6, 2008 at 11:09 PM
hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha! :lol:

one question, how the hell those director creates such stupid impossible things :mrgreen:
dheeraj_kumar
Jun 7, 2008 at 1:12 AM
Lol, I've got a pretty good reasoning on why they do it, see these directors want to do really big movies with big storylines. But they only get pathetic movies with a 60 year old man singing duets as a college student. So, they cram every single idea they want to copy from other movies, into just one movie. So, this director may have wanted to make a matrix or jackie chan movie. But he only got Vijaykanth movie. So he combined all his ideas into this and made it more pathetic lol :D
praka123
praka123 #12
Jun 7, 2008 at 1:42 AM
nobody except tamil nadu knows vijayakanth I think :lol:
dheeraj_kumar
Jun 7, 2008 at 7:57 AM
Looks that way, I'll post some pics later, and link to some youtube :p
trublu
trublu #14
Jun 8, 2008 at 11:11 PM
*www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4XMV5qDb2A
P
paranj #15
Jun 9, 2008 at 2:00 AM
ROFLMAO

i knew that the sicide was a mstery.....damn if i had reported earlier i wud have gottne a price. :D:

nice one!